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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 22, 2008, 05:21 AM

The Dark Knight (2008)

9.6 lol

Rated higher than the Godfather. And a solid 1.0 above Dr. Strangelove.

Welcome to the bizarro world that is imdb ratings.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 22, 2008, 05:36 AM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

The whole idea of rating movies in relation to other movies is so logically bankrupt that I can't imagine why anyone would expect the results to be anything other than stupid. Is "Rear Window" better than "Psycho"? What does that even mean

It means people really like funny exit lines.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 24, 2008, 05:37 PM

Well you've never been right in your entire life, so one assumes yes. You are.

Zeal-impression more.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 24, 2008, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Impression?

Wait, so they're not both the same guy? I always figured there was some dupe-account goofery going on that was being overlooked for comedy reasons.

Yeah, you'd think so, wouldn't you.

But it turns out Megalith started ripping off Zeal's schtick years ago, and basically wanders around pretending to be his friend because... well, who knows why. But Zeal called him out on it and Megalith got all cowed and ran away.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 24, 2008, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by LeHah

Just when you think a thread about a crappy movie can't get anymore craptastic

And then

Originally Posted by RYU

I'm really like movie specially Heath Ledger as Joker

which leads to

Originally Posted by world

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 28, 2008, 12:21 AM

Originally Posted by Interrobang

I didn't get that out of the review. Rather, what I read was an old man whining about how society is getting progressively dark and immoral and using The Dark Knight as a vehicle to bitch about it. With a dash of masturbating over the Burton films.

Please learn to read.

The point isn't that he thinks society is getting dark and immoral, it's that society has taken to mistaking cynical for intelligent. You're pretty much underlining his point, actually. "Whatever, man. You're just old and don't get our hip jive."

No, dipshit. He doesn't care about it. He's just saying don't falsely crown blase as brilliant.

FELIPE NO

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 31, 2008, 02:55 AM

Originally Posted by ninjacyborg

it was fun to see two-face's origins. again in this film, the vilains are very entertaining, but batman himself bores me a little. he would be nothing without his money.

In other news, without being immune to bullets, the ability to fly, and super strength, Superman would be pretty suck.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?