[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Well that's the practical side. I'm talking rp reasons why he isn't disgusted with himself.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Right. In future, take off armour and shield during skill checks.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well, sure. There is that side of things.

Also, if I'm going to be using a new superior weapon, say, a Craghammer, I have to take a specific weapon feat for JUST craghammers, right? Can't just use my hammer proficiency? Or take a feat in superior weapons in general?

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

Your Dwarven Weapon Training feat grants you proficiency with ALL axes and hammers. The Craghammer is in fact a hammer, so you'd be good to go. With any non axe/hammer Superior weapon, though, you would indeed have to pick up a Proficiency feat for each individual weapon.

O neat. Current proficiencies and bonuses are perfect for my desired weapon. Fantastic.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Haven't you ever read a novel with the doublecross?

They kill you when you walk in, keep the sword, and no one can tie them to the death of a Paladin lord.

That being said, I do like the money available.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Shin

Well if I use it in conjuction with the Silence ritual I've got the makings of a pretty spiffy secret conference going on...

P.S.

Wiki updated.

P.P.S.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Haven't you ever read a novel with the doublecross?

They kill you when you walk in, keep the sword, and no one can tie them to the death of a Paladin lord.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

"You gotta lot of nerve comin' in here, you know that? Karl told us all about you. You're regular celebrities now! You rub out three of the Finn's goons and you just march in here it's nothin'. That takes chutzpah. Or stupidity. We got uses for both of those things, though.

Here's how it works. I ignore the manpower you cost us, pretend you actually killed Broden and give you the money. It's a little favor from us to you. In exchange, we'll ask you for a favor someday. I'm sure you'll do right by us. It would be a shame if anyone were to find out just who turned in the bounty for this particular contract, don't you think? You might become very popular individuals.

Whaddaya say, friends?"

>8( Shin.

>8( forever.

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Yeah, and how much do you want to be the first little favour winds up with us murdering someone in cold blood. Which the Paladin and the cleric won't do.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Shin

Fucking religious types, always ruining everyone else's fun. Anyway, the guy ain't stupid, he's not going to send a group of five combat types to sneak into someone's house and smother them with a pillow. It'll just be a bit of friendly debt collecting or a delivery of some sort, no biggie.

Trust me guy.

Note the quote under my avatar. >8(

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Shin

Is that what your daddy said to you the first time you shared some "Secret time"?

A gentleman never asks, and a lady never tells.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Shin

So if the town's deserted, we can pick a house to use as a defensible position then?

I think we should pick a sturdy looking place with a minimum of ground floor windows, barricade up the door, gather up a load of loose masonery for those of you without ranged weapons to use and just camp out upstairs until the undead turn up. Then we kill them from upstairs while Arg and Gabe guard the door.

Once they're dead, we ransack the village for loot then head to the cemetry to find out who or what's in charge of the zombies in the morning, kill the shit out them, loot their body, indulge in a casual bit of grave robbery while the priest and the templar aren't looking and be back in Freeport in time for Friday night karaoke at the Griffon's Head.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Has anyone thought that we're going to be murdering townspeople, whom are the zombies, whereas if we murder the big bad, maybe they'll be cured?

Just sayin. Anyway, I'd rather take the mausoleum, since at night the vampire mean things can just venture out with the zombies anyway.

And killing vamps is easy easier in the daylight.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Okay, well I'd still rather take the mausoleum in the day, but we haven't used a single one of Shin's plans yet. Which may be because his overarching goal in this game is to get us all killed.

However, it sort of is his turn.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Also Shin's plan is to get us all killed.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Shin

Hush you. You reckon fighting a few zombies from a well-defended building is more likely to get us killed than wandering off into a dark cavern to inevitably meet some liche or vampire on his home turf under a graveyard? I even volunteered to be the bait so I can run back to the building and you can all lift up the stakes after I pass them and impale all the zombies like that bit in Braveheart only with zombies instead of horses and without the blue face paint because it was too expensive.

I would rather face a combined Braveheart/Shaun of the Dead battle where we might live to see the end of it than a Descent style massacre in the darkness.

If it makes you feel better, Bob could use his silence and wizards' curtain rituals to make you a panic room to hide in...

That's why you wanted the face paint?

I hate you. Hate you so much.

FELIPE NO

I say we barricade the cellar and make a stand of it. Like I said, its pretty much your turn for plan making.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

We still have time. Why don't we go investigate that back tunnel, and if it goes nowhere, great, one less thing to worry about. If it starts leading to a mausoleum, we can get the hell out of dodge.

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

The stairs in the room with all the crates and barrels actually um shouldn't even be there and I forgot to cover them up so just treat that as ordinary floor

SECRET STAIRS.

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There's nowhere I can't reach.

I have no objection so long as you lose that horrid oversized sig.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

prison changes a desperate man

From the D&D 4th Edition sourcebook: Life in OZ

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

A bunch of corruption corpses? O bloody hell.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Shift is a move action.

Can't do move-move-standard.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Psst.

Pangalin.

Zombie's turn.

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Yeah, we walk in all about our witchalok blades...



But then Pang reminds us we've forgotten something...



Six somethings.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Bollocks. Knew I should have used an encounter power on that bastard.

Also, I didn't mean to hurt your creativity, Pang.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Zombies don't have healing surges either. Or AP.

How ya doing, buddy?