[General Discussion] Is Sonic losing his speed?

Originally Posted by Sonic-Dude

I didn't say wasn't a good idea, buts a start. Can anyone here come up with a better story this one, this is my challenge to everyone here?

Yes. Anyone can come up with a better backstory than that incredibly Asperger's pile of garbage you linked to. It's not hard, you just use your brain and write 3 paragraphs.

Here's the thing, though.

YOU DON'T NEED TO. No one needs to. It is a waste of energy and of bandwidth to sit around coming up with incredibly deep Sonic backstories. Sonic is blue, and he jumps on things really quickly! That's fucking IT!

If you want Sonic to get his speed back, perhaps you should focus less on the backstory and more on the fact that focusing on the story is what's slowing him down in the goddamn first place.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Sonic-Dude

How about a story just about Sonic alone, to get things moving? Before all the other charters came in to play.

Oh my god. Are you even reading the posts we are making? Are you even attempting to understand what is going on in this thread?

Let me say it to you in plain English. Again.

No one here cares about Sonic's backstory. If you want to write one, do it yourself, don't share it with us, and stop posting.

That last part you should probably do regardless.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

How ya doing, buddy?