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 Member 267 Level 49.52 Mar 2006 
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Wheel of Fortune
I'll spiff this up later, but for NOW
Hello, Gamingforce, and welcome to Mo0's rendition of Wheel of Fortune, blatantly ripping off one of America's favorite gameshows! It's Hangman plus CASH MONEY (virtual) AND PRIZES (also virtual)! Isn't that EXCITING? I'm actually torn between two different ways to "host" this. One of them involves allowing everyone to play by taking simultaneous turns over the course of a day, updating the board all at once, and then everyone getting another crack. The other way is what I'm going to do at first, which is ask for three players: Red Player: Hawkeye Blue Player: wvlfpvp Yellow Player: Crash Landon and play the game the normal way. To spin, you'll roll a 1d24, and I'll let you know what you landed on. If you land on a dollar amount, you'll guess a letter and win that dollar amount for each instance of the letter in the puzzle. If there's no instances of that letter, you lose your turn. Land on the Lose A Turn space, and the same thing happens, as well as Bankrupt, which also wipes out all your money. I'll explain other "twists" to the gameplay (shamelessly ripped off from the real show) as we get to them. For now, I need 3 players and 1d100s to determine who'll go first. Tally-ho! Jam it back in, in the dark.  |
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Please to roll your 1d100.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
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Crash, you spin first! The puzzle is: |_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |_|_| |_|_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_| |_|_| |_|_|_|_|_| PHRASE Used Letters: Hawkeye: $0 wvlfpvp: $0 Crash Landon: $0 Ba da DEE DING! (Looks like we're going counter clockwise this time!) This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
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$ 6 0 0 $600, not bad! Pick a letter, Crash. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
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I'm both!
I was speaking idiomatically. |
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|_|T|_|_|_| |_|_| |_|_|_|_|_| PHRASE Used Letters: Hawkeye: $0 wvlfpvp: $0 Crash Landon: $1200 DING! DING! Two T's for $1,200, Crash. I forgot to mention before but vowels are the WoF standard $250 apiece, if you want a vowel just say so, or if you're spinnin', give me that roll! What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
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3 0 0 You're still on money, Crash. Letter, please! Man, had I been on the laptop for ONE MORE MINUTE this update would've been out over an hour ago FELIPE NO |
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|S|T|_|_|S| |_|_| |_|_|_|_|S| PHRASE Used Letters: S T Hawkeye: $0 wvlfpvp: $0 Crash Landon: $2700 DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! I think I know what strategy you're using. $1,500 for 5 S's, still your move! What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
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PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK
LOSE A TURN *downward slide whistle* Awww, crap luck, Crash.  Hawkeye, you're up!Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK
$ 5 0 0 $500, Hawkeye. What's your poison? Most amazing jew boots |
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|S|T|_|_|S| |_|_| |_|_|_|_|S| PHRASE Used Letters: H S T Hawkeye: $1000 wvlfpvp: $0 Crash Landon: $2700 DING! DING! $1000 for you, Hawkeye. What's your next move? This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
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|S|T|A|_|S| |_|_| |_|_|_|A|S| PHRASE Used Letters: H S T Hawkeye: $750 wvlfpvp: $0 Crash Landon: $2700 DING! DING! There you go, 5 A's for $250. Not a bad deal! What next? I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
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PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK
$ 3 0 0 $300! You can earn back your vowel money with that. Shoot, Hawkeye! This might be the last update for the night. Laptop's dying. I was speaking idiomatically. |
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|W|H|A|T| |H|A|_|_|_|_|S| |_|_| |_|_|_|A|S|
|S|T|A|_|S| |_|_| |_|_|_|A|S| PHRASE Used Letters: H S T Hawkeye: $1050 wvlfpvp: $0 Crash Landon: $2700 DING! What are the odds? </sarcasm> Still your turn.  What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
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Just in case, Hawkeye, Qwarky posted your results. What's your letter? =o
FELIPE NO |
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|W|H|A|T| |H|A|_|_|_|N|S| |_|N| |_|_|_|A|S|
|S|T|A|_|S| |_|N| |_|_|_|A|S| PHRASE Used Letters: A H N S T Hawkeye: $2850 wvlfpvp: $0 Crash Landon: $2700 DING! DING! DING! That's 3 N's at $600 apiece for a total of $2850. Still your turn! What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
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PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK
LOSE A TURN *reverse slide whistle* Well, crap! At some point someone's going to end their turn when they feel like it. wvlf, you're up! Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLINK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLINK
$ 5 0 0 That's $500 per letter for wvlf. What'll it be? There's nowhere I can't reach. |
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|W|H|A|T| |H|A|P|P|_|N|S| |_|N| |_|_|_|A|S|
|S|T|A|_|S| |_|N| |_|_|_|A|S| PHRASE Used Letters: A H N P S T Hawkeye: $2850 wvlfpvp: $1000 Crash Landon: $2700 DING! DING! How presumptuous of you to assume you know my puzzle! PLINKITY PLONKITY PLINKITY PLONKITY PLINKITY PLONKITY PLINKITY PLONKITY $ 4 0 0 $400. What psychic letter will you divine this time? This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
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|W|H|A|T| |H|A|P|P|_|N|S| |_|N| |V|_|_|A|S|
|S|T|A|_|S| |_|N| |V|_|_|A|S| PHRASE Used Letters: A H N P S T V Hawkeye: $2850 wvlfpvp: $1800 Crash Landon: $2700 DING! DING! You picked another good one, wvlf. What's next? I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
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For lack of a better reveal graphic... CORRECT! |W|H|A|T| |H|A|P|P|E|N|S| |I|N| |V|E|G|A|S| |S|T|A|Y|S| |I|N| |V|E|G|A|S| Leaderboard: Hawkeye: $0 wvlfpvp: $1800 Crash Landon: $0 That's worth $1800 for you, as we move on to Round 2... There's now a $2,500 space on the wheel (to go along with the $5,000 one I had on there last round that no one hit), as well as a free spin. We move on to our new puzzle... |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |_|_| |_|_|_|_| |_|_| |_|_| |_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |_|_| |_|_|_|_|_| Before and after and after If you've never seen Wheel of Fortune before, one of their more clever categories is Before and After, where the end of one phrase is the beginning of a second, like Vanilla Ice Cream of the Crop. I took that one step farther and made TWO chains in this puzzle. Since Crash started the first round, Hawkeye will start this one, and since to be perfectly honest his only option is to spin, I'll take care of that for him. PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK $ 6 0 0 $600, Hawkeye, barring any objections over me spinning for you. What's your poison? In case anyone's curious, I wrote a quick C program that randomizes a value, adds it to the value you guys roll, and "lands" on a space that way. If everyone would like I can always make it a combo of two PUBLIC rolls on the forums, but I'm trying to make it so y'all can't just guess what number you need to hit for, say, $5,000. I was speaking idiomatically. |
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|_|_| |_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |_|_| |_|_|_|_|_| Before and after and after Used Letter Board: T DING! That was worth one set of $600 for Hawkeye. What's next for he of the avian ocular globe? Hawkeye: $600 wvlfpvp: $0 Crash Landon: $0 What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
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|_|_| |_|_|_| |_|E|_|_|E|_|E| |_|_| |_|_|_|_|_| Before and after and after Used Letter Board: E T DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! Not a bad deal! $250 buys you 6 E's, and it's still your turn. Hawkeye: $350 wvlfpvp: $0 Crash Landon: $0 FELIPE NO |
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PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK PLINK
... Oh dear. Oh dearie dear. Spoiler:
Choose carefully, Hawkeye. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
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Oh, Hawkeye.
... ... Oh, Hawkeye. I hope you're happy with that choice. I mean, you could've chosen N, or R, one of those common letters, but you chose B. ... ... Let's see some B's! |_|_|_|E|B|_|_|_| |T|_| |_|_|_|E| |_|E| |_|_| |_|_|_| |B|E|_|_|E|_|E| |_|_| |_|_|_|_|_| Before and after and after Used Letter Board: B E T DING! DING! Two, count'em, TWO B's, for $10,000. You've got a large purse, but it makes spinning all the more dangerous. What's next, Hawkeye? Hawkeye: $10350 wvlfpvp: $0 Crash Landon: $0 Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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