What are the five dumbest things you've ever done?

You know, no matter how smart any of us think we are, we've all done some really stupid shit in our lifetimes. I'm actually pretty fond of saying "That's one of the five stupidest things I've ever done." So I decided to make a definitive list of those five things. And they are:

5. Selling my original copy of Chrono Trigger for the SNES to FuncoLand.
4. Buying Final Fantasy VIII with the money I got.
3. One time, during a "We have Wiis" day, a lady used a completely underhanded tactic of lying to me about what she was doing in line to get two Wiis when the policy clearly stated one, and I actually let her have two to avoid a confrontation.
2. Earlier tonight, I was making tomato soup. I made the mistake of leaving the room while it was cooking, and returned to it boiling over, creating a wonderful burnt smell as some of the soup landed directly on the burner. The soup in the pot was fine, though.
1. Grease Fire Incident.

What is YOUR definitive list of the 5 stupidest things you've ever done?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

LIST OR GTFO

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well, the two years I spent in middle school being, rather than the fat, jovial person I am now, a fat psychotic mess with anger issues and a violent temper, kind of encompass so many stupid things that... heck, that probably should've been number 1.

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Denicalis

You shut the fuck up right now, Aard. The boy couldn't have done anything worse than this.

See, that's the reaction I was expecting.

Uh, Saka said that, not Aard.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Seriously, and my list was supposedly boring.

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