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 Member 267 Level 49.52 Mar 2006 
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Yeah, OP, you might want to elaborate for us Yankees on that one.
DC traffic is pretty fucking horrible, so let me throw my list out: 1) If I can see the wrinkles on your ugly face you are TOO GODDAMN CLOSE to my car. I don't care if I'm going the same speed as the other car, we're both already 5 miles over the speed limit on a road constantly patrolled by cops, getting on my ass is only going to make me find ways to NOT let you pass. 2) I understand you have superhuman reflexes and are able to accelerate the car .0001 seconds after the light turns green, but please stop honking at me as if your life depended on it when I do not have the same ability. 3) If you are Indian or east Asian and over the age of 50, stop driving. Now. I am tired of seeing drivers at 10 below the speed limit with a strangely vacant smile on their face getting in the way of people who actually know how to drive. 4) Same with asian women of all ages, except replace vacant smile with PERMANENT EXPRESSION OF UTTER FEAR. Seriously, that starts to rub off on ME. 5) If the front of your car is about even with my trunk, and you want to merge over, I'm going to speed up to let you in behind me. This is polite. What's impolite is SPEEDING UP FOR AN ENTIRE MILE TRYING TO GET IN IN FRONT OF ME, DOUCHEBAG. Jam it back in, in the dark.  |
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