[Rant] Kotaku: Still total shit

I'd like to point out that Kotaku editors in general are distrustful of anything not made in Japan.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Lukage

Oh, so you like the blog-style "news" websites that just steal shit from other places and pretend they're a news outlet for gaming information. Sure.

I read Joystiq because it's a mostly effective aggregator of news without the white noise effect of digg. Kotaku's problem is that it takes Joystiq's idea and then adds a heaping helping of bias and horrible "original content" articles.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I don't see any of you guys providing a one-stop shop for game news.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Thank you for the GameTab recommendation, shit's exactly what I'm looking for. Links right away without any goddamn interstitial ads.

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Lukage

Oh, so you're cool with ebaumsworld? Nevermind giving credit or hits to the actual author of the content.

I love how you assume I don't click the "read more" links. I like Joystiq because it's the more important shit right away instead of slogging through bloated websites like GameSpot.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Lukage

Ugh its like the CAD Theorem

There is absolutely nothing wrong with vociferously pointing out that shitty things are shit

Have you browsed GFF before

I was speaking idiomatically.

I think you fail to see the idiocy in putting out a final review of a game months before the game is released, much less anyone taking the review seriously. For god's sake, Yahtzee from Zero fucking Punctuation could review Spore 6 months ago and I'd be laughing at him.

Also, "Have you played Spore yet?" is like asking "Have you played Duke Nukem Forever yet?" You sound like just as much of a jackass as you think we do when you sit here and defend badly-thought-out points on a game that isn't finished yet.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?