HAY GUYS

value tart · Feb 16, 2008, 07:17 PM

I swear, the first person I see in here complain about the lack of wave dashing or l-cancelling is going to be busticketted off the planet. I was SO GLAD to hear that those two tricks were removed, because nothing was more infuriating than playing SSBM against people that weren't my brother or sister because it seemed like EVERYONE was fucking using that glitch.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

value tart · Mar 11, 2008, 04:34 PM

5284-1108-5060

My friend code.

I added a bunch of people from the wiki list, and I can't seem to log on to my wiki account. Let's play, bitches.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

value tart · Mar 20, 2008, 05:04 PM

Good luck getting Olimar to not be entirely useless.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

value tart · 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by David Caruso

Give me a reason not to, folks.

Originally Posted by David Caruso

Lix... Slayer

Reminder: Those are the reasons FOR closing.

Preparations for the 5 mile hurdle jump are taking place here. Good luck!

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Iwata

It's called people having better things to do then play videogames when friends are over.

For someone with as high of a gamerscore as yours, an elitist "I have a social life" argument isn't going to fly very well. Just sayin'.

BIG ANNOYING TEXT: SARCASM IS REALLY NEAT.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

value tart · 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by Gargomon251

What the hell? NO REPLIES IN 4 DAYS? What kind of forum is this? Seriously...

Did the mildly undeserved beating you got in Welcome, Welcome get to you?

In all seriousness, the lack of posts means people here are at least playing the game. If someone is spending more time posting about how he plays the game then playing the game then there's something wrong.

I was speaking idiomatically.

value tart · 06:26 AM

Originally Posted by Gargomon251

plus it's probably the most popular game Nintendo has ever made.

I didn't realize "most popular" now means "if you ask 100 people whose breath emits clouds of cheetos what game they play, the majority will respond with this game!"

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Gargomon251

And like I said before, every other brawl thread I've been to NEVER goes more than 48 hours without a single post.

I think it'd serve you best if you stop assuming that you know how this forum works, because I assure you that you don't and you're starting to prove the asshats in Welcome, Welcome right.

For instance:

Quote:

Anyway, yeah those updates were awesome, especially the Sonic and Ness ones.

Please to explain what the hell you're talking about. Context is a good thing!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

value tart · Nov 27, 2008, 06:28 AM

But I do not eat cheetos

FELIPE NO