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 Member 267 Level 49.52 Mar 2006 
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The cheekiness of the demo impressed me. Every snippet of dialog runs along some way of telling you that you suck for not buying the full game.
When you hack into the enemy HQ: "Sir! Sir! Someone's playing the game without buying it!" "Relax, soldier. It's called a demo. In the full game, our army will launch thousands of soldiers in glorious sacrifice to our cause!" "Do... I have to be... in the full game, sir?" "Yes." "That's just... great..." And the robot that you encounter at the end of the level tells you that it can't engage boss fight mode because you haven't bought the game, and the commando goes "Wait, come back! I want to kill you properly!" Would I be the only person who could say that the humor drove me to buy the game more than the gameplay? I don't have the love boner for the original because I never played it.  Jam it back in, in the dark.  |
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