Your best story

I hardly have any real good stories, since I was pretty much homeschooled for junior high, and part of freshman year (and after that I was in a small-ass school). However, I do have a few stories to relate:

The teacher played favorites with the students like you wouldn't believe. There was this one guy, who was about my age, same grade as I was in and everything. We kept a ton of frogs and reptiles in a room off of the main classroom, and this guy used to take care of a fair few, but sorta wound down. Anyway, this guy never got in trouble. Ever. Case in point: One day, before school started we were all just milling around, and I started fucking around with the kid. One thing lead to another, and we wound up doing a sissy-slap fight right in front of the teacher. 3 seconds later we hear this:

"MIKE! THOMAS!" (For reference, I'm Thomas, the other guy's Mike).

And then the teacher does a complete double-take, and turns to me and says "Thomas, what are you doing?" All the while, completely ignoring that Mike was just as involved as me. Meanwhile, another mutual friend is just completely cracking up over this, and I am as well on the inside.

There was another guy, though, who could NOT get a break. In the headmaster's defense, the guy was a bit of a geek, jerk, and brat. He called his mom a bitch (in front of the headmaster), he played Yu-Gi-Oh while in 9th grade, he was loud, and he just... eeeeyagh. Even so, though, he was seriously harped on by the headmaster. He was in detention almost EVERY day.

Let's see... Oh, yeah. Every year during summer vacation, the teacher/headmaster takes everybody that wants to pony up out to Peru for a wildlife expedition. Apparently (I never went on the trip myself), one year everybody was hiking along a rather slippery trail on the top of a hill, when the headmaster slipped, and literally rolled down the hill.

Jam it back in, in the dark.