[] March Smashness (1v1 Tournament)

Slash and I will be fighting today at 5 PM PST.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

After much ZA WARUDO on my part, I beat Slash 3-2.

EDIT: Also, fun fact. The assist trophy can, and will, break the smash ball FOR you. And you WILL get the smash.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Lukage and I will be starting our match in a few minutes; 6 PM CST (4 PM PST).

EDIT: Correction, 7 PM CST.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeeeah, our matches were more or less the reason why items are banned in most SSB tourneys. Good matches though.

EDIT: By the way, I won. I seriously shouldn't have, but I did.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I actually only had one single-hit break, but even that had me blinking while I frantically mashed my B button for ZA WARUDO TIME.

I gotta say, though... this tournament is really making me rethink my stance on tourneyfags banning all sorts of shit. I cheaped out Lukage on Green Hill Zone by throwing him off by the edge of the screen at like 30-40%, we both abused Final Smashes like utter MOFOS, and Superspicy Curry + Hammer + Me getting pushed off the edge trying to dodge both and being juggled by the curry = RAGE.

I was speaking idiomatically.

It was 3-2, IIRC.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Unfortunately, Chaotic, our match will have to wait a short while. My hard drive's about to die (it blue-screened on me twice in 5 minutes with related errors and failed to even FINISH chkdsk twice in a row), and I'm shopping around for a new one. Meaning I won't be with a computer for about a week, maybe more.

If I'm not back up by next Friday I'll nick my mom's laptop and set up a match that way.

On the bright side, you can practice your ZA WARUDO dodging.

FELIPE NO

After the most GIGANTIC round of fucking BULLSHIT I have EVER seen, Chaotic beat me 3-1.

Our match is THE reason why tourneyfags ban items and stages. First round, a hammer kills me at 30%. Second round, Chaotic gets offed by suicides on Rainbow Cruise. Third stage, I fuck up with Lucas. Fourth stage, he gets two-three fucking final smashes, a timer, and a bloody mushroom that he kills me with.

How ya doing, buddy?

You would think it's a good match. You got all but one of the smash balls and beat me 3-1 after all.

I have NO idea WHY I chose Diddy Kong in the first round, though. I only really picked him up last night, and I was still trying to master his final smash and recovery.

Bah. -.-;

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I decided to try and mix it up, Slash. I don't want to be just a one-trick pony.

Only problem is... the first match I picked Luigi Chaotic suicided twice, and the second time he got ALL of the smash balls (and timers, and maximum tomatoes, and hammers...).

So yeah. I'm stating it for prosterity's sake: I ain't competing in another tourney unless there are no items.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Eh... yeah, I'm withdrawing from the 2v2. I'd complete it (hey, I signed up for it, after all), but the simple fact is that I am CRAZILY busy with school. It's hard enough keeping up with homework and reading (I'm completely neglecting one of my classes as it is in favor of the other two as it is) without trying to squeeze in matches for 2v2, no matter how short.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

GBass: Our match will have to wait. My computer problems came to a head, and to make a long story short, I'm posting from my sister's iBook (in Seattle, a 30-minute drive), and my computer's in the shop until Tuesday.

If it's much longer than that, I'll just drop out of the tourney. I don't want to hold up the progression any more than I already have.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Chaotic: We've been having a lot of trouble getting our schedules worked out. My shifts at work got changed just this week unexpectedly, so yeah.

Speaking of which, I'm open pretty much all day today until midnight PST.

EDIT: Scratch that, my parents want me to run some errands for 'em. I dunno when I'll be back =\

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'm out of town until Sunday evening attending a cousin's wedding. I'll drop out of the tourney. No point in continuing when all I've been doing is holding up the damn thing =\

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