[Wii] Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Wasn't Yoshi's Up+B improved so that he actually does launch himself in the air a little? Like about as much as you'd get with an air-dodge?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Fuck you all for forgetting about Luigi.

I'm actually disturbingly good with him. Not tourney level, but I'd say he's my best. And beating the shit out of somebody with a karate chop is always fun. >=3

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

OH SHIT

In before Acergasm.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

Oh fuck yes! King Dedede, you are the best new challenger yet! =D

It's going to be tough choosing which hilarious heavyweight character I choose this time around. Bowser you have good competition. =)

...That was a disappointing acergasm.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Dalkaen

I've got my posse in tow, Paula, Jeff, and Poo
Pokey watch out cause we're comin' for you

In other words, Paula, Jeff, and Poo would all make valid characters.

Swing batter batter, take a bat to the face
Mother fucker, ya sucker, I'll beat ya like no other
From Onett, to Threed, doin' what I need
To save the day and keep Giygas at bay
Skip sandwich deluxe, speed up my feet
Get through Scaraba before I die of heat
To the dungeon man, the brick road Mazedude
Happy happy town (What the fuck?), it's all blue
Summers, and Winters, Twoson, and Fourside,
Chill with Andonuts and the Runaway Five
I got my possè in tow, Paula Jeff and Poo,
Pokey watch out 'cause we're comin' for you!
So grab your yo-yo, and gun, we'll have a little fun,
Bottle rocket in your face, yeah you know I fuckin' won
Threw him to the curb stomped the little bitch's face
Made the fat piggy cry, yeah I put him in his place!
So I saved the day, and the world from devastation,
United for peace across the Earthbound nation
So back up, and shut up, and bow at my feet,
Ness is takin' care of business 'cause I'm fuckin' leet!

(How you livin' Big Myth?) I'm havin' trouble with my tribbles
Shit smells so foul you could call it double dribble
In fact make it a triple, got beef we call it mutton (Nice!)
Movin' through the vents A-3 and Charlie got nothin'
I'm a strapped-bomb, a verbal blitz vocation
I am patient with my rhyme scopes snipes like Asians
A rap vacation, a rhyme culimination
Puttin' words on the page like bird flu to asians

Hit hard like crack rock, they call me the shot doc
I'm stockin' like pet shops, I'm one of them red jobs
I'm pullin' to pom-pom (?), smuggled in bed frames
Two pounds of coleslaw delivered in red veins
They call me Frank on the roof, big man on a mission
Can't fuck with the truth, like balm on your fissures
Two rounds can splash and you don't like baseballs and facefalls to the ground cullin' like maze walls (?)
Now they can't stop us 'cause we're movin' too fast (Whoa!)
Enough sand in the eyes, turn the desert to glass
Hit 'em with a bat it's a nucular bomb detected
Infected, with the round meat rejected

Your fourth and final ally, master of the PSI,
Pokey's causin' trouble, and now he's gonna die
I come from Dalaam where the Samurai hail
I gotta make my master proud, and prove that I won't fail
These demons are attackin' 'cause I'm no defensive dude and HP's down to zero, but wait I got the food
Health's back again, Prince is back in yellow (?)
Oh my god, a critical (Smash!), baddies just got rocked
That hippie's got a toothbrush and a tube of Colgate
He'll blind you with those whites Ness, you better look away
I'll slice and dice with my Sword of Kings 'till the fat lady sings
Starstorm in your face (Whoa, where'd you get that?), Mu training
Runnin' through the cities with people talkin' witty from the dunes that are dusty down to ol' Saturn Valley
Pickin' up presents and stealin' monsters' money
'Cause that's how I gotta roll if I wanna keep my honies

Yeah, that's it. You don't get anymore. Fuck you.

Whoa, hey Earthbound, what the fuck is this?
Apparently it's a three-dimensional plastic case with a modern-day circuit board mounted inside with the sole intents and purposes of entertaining the modern-day audience of years ago but not limited to today (Say WHAT?)
Duh, but I never played this game
Sounds lame, but it's true, and it's an unfortunate lack of game-playing I cannot undo
But the cartridge is downstairs you DUMB FUCK go play it I say
"But I dun wanna mommy video games make my wee-wee tingle all day"
Curiosity killed the cat, and the cat's all fat (Meow!)
So I measured the dimensions of the cartridge and come to the stymieing conclusion
Five-point-five, by three-point-five, by one-point something, ah fuck that something means nothing
My chemical analysis proves nothing of hypothesis of which I thought up in the shower while I read Nintendo Power (WHAT?)
Ah, so I lied, but the fact remains that the cartridge is made of gray plastic, OR SO I THINK.

SHUT UP IDIOTS BEST RAP SONG EVER

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

You mean this one, Acer? MOTHER 3 Fan Translation

That one's the combined Starman.net translation and the other ones from mother3.org.

It's been going pretty good, actually. They're running into hurdles with hacking the game though

FELIPE NO

Whooooosh!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

...That purple and yellow gear is her fucking gravity suit.

God, I wish people would actually play even games as recent as Metroid Prime 1. Hell, go download Metroid 3. One of the best games ever. =\

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yes... a down+B move that KO's people at 40% is completely useless.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Even if a pity smash connects and KO's the better player, it doesn't do much to change the tide of the battle. The better player will still win (unless the player was whoring some bullshit tactic that will inevitably come up and be almost impossible to counter... I'm looking at you, Cammy. You and your bullshit combo that ends in a super and can be done over and over again).

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

"Angry with today's update, it's basically something that people have been doing with five or more people surrounding a SNES since... Ya know, like every game... Anyway, it's a tournament system. You note how many people are playing, how many players per match, pick your character, and knock each other out.

Nothing that common sense can't do. 8 people, 6 sit out, first one dead gets knocked out. Super Smash Bros. Melee is gonna suck, I'm tellin' ya."

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Only problem is that IIRC, the game's gone GOLD.

Seriously, this is really confusing to me, and sorta pisses me off. The way it was before, it was going to come out RIGHT around my birthday, and my brother-in-law and I were planning on having a drunken SSBB party the weekend afterwards. So much for that.

Seriously, this sorta thing is sorta starting to make me reconsider my pre-order.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Slash

And you can't have this party still why?

We're simply too busy. My brother-in-law works a full-time job, I attend classes Monday and Wednesday and work Friday/Saturday/Sunday, and on top of that he's got a kid who'll be turning 1 around the same time as I hit 21. This was going to be the only chance we really got to play together, and now that's gone thanks to this delay.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?