Dealbreakers

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She can wear what she wants, scratch her ears, use whatever language she chooses, etc. I'll judge her by her personality.

It's interesting that you think you can determine personality without having to understand anything they're saying. Also, clothing and physical habits help build the picture of what that persons personality is, don't dismiss it as irrelevant.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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I guess someone who demands a lot of time is a dealbreaker for me just because of how hectic my life can be.

I hope "demands a lot of time" is beyond the scope of her trying to message you on MSN, because if it isn't it was probably just a case of you not really liking her in the first place.

Which brings me to my next dealbreaker actually. No offense to you, because I have no idea how your relationship was compared to mine. I can't stand people who are too busy for their significant other. I can understand the need for space, and how being clingy isn't so good, but when a girl tells me "sorry I just have so much homework (etc), I can't hang out" for the fifth time in a row, why the hell is there a relationship in the first place? If you don't have the time for the person, why pretend like you want to be in a relationship with them? If they were a priority in your life, you would make time for them, period.

I'm a 100% believer in the idea that you make time for the things you want to do. You can always trace what you spend time doing down to a motivation; a motivation that you feel is more important than the motivations for things you don't spend time doing. For me, relationships are an equal if not greater priority than school or work. I'm not saying this is the wisest of choices, but it's what I intrinsically value in life.

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I stayed up all night and when she woke up, I told her, "I lied. I think we should see other people."

I can't tell if you're lying or not. For your sake I hope you are.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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She started wearing the ring after I found out about the marriage. It worked for me. Like I said, I really hated that prof. As such, seeing his wedding ring blurred as his wife worked over my dick? Fucking genius.

Deeply seeded anger issues much? Seriously, it sounds like this story should end with "Then I strangled the bitch to death and poured her blood into my profs coffee one morning as I said with a smile, 'This is how your wife said you like your coffee."

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It's not like I raped his daughter for revenge.

That's because it might've been incest. :love:

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Third day comes around and, with my tongue buried inside her she says "I think you should know, you'll always come second to Jesus Christ in my life."

LOL. I don't even know what I would say to that shit. Something like "I hope Jesus Christ is your name for my penis."

Seriously, people who are desperately Christian are a sad folk.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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No, people who say they are Christian and have no idea what it means are sad folks.

Yea, that's basically my definition for desperately Christian, they're in it for Heaven, not for how to live their life. The mentality is "Oh shit Jesus is watching this guy eat me out, he'll be angry and not let me into heaven. I better make it a threesome with the Lord! *gets Bible out*"

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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The ultimate dealbreaker for me is when the women I go on a first date with expects me to pay for dinner simply because, “I am the man.” I hate this, a lot.

Why, it's just money? Typically when I've dated girls, we just alternate who pays for what. I could care less if I have to be the first one to pay. Although, I don't really do this official date thing, where you go out all fancied up and then if it went well you go on another date. It's more like, "hey you wanna hang out and do something tonight?" I like stuff more laid back.

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