The One Shot Joke Thread.

TECHNICIAN - Technical support, how may I help you?
CALLER - Yes, hi I have a problem with my computer.
T - Ok what is it?
C - Well I can't see anything on the screen.
T - Well, is it on?
C - I don't know... How do I turn it on?
T - There should be a power button somewhere on it.
C - No... it doesn't do anything.
T - Well then, is it plugged into your computer?
C - How do I check that?
T - Look behind your monitor, there should be a cable that runs from the monitor to the computer.
C - Well, it's kinda hard to tell when it's dark like this.
T - Then turn on the lights to see better.
C - I can't, do that.
T - Why not?
C - Because there's a power outage.
T - I see. Power outage. Great. Ok, then I'll tell you what you should do. Wait for the lights to come back on, then pack everything up that came with your computer and bring it back to the store.
C - Really? Is it that big of a problem?
T - Yes it is.
C - What should I tell the people at the store?
T - Tell them your too fucking stupid to own a computer.

What makes it funny is that I took that from an actual transcript of a technical support phone call. The technician got fired for it. I think he should have been promoted.

Jam it back in, in the dark.