[DnD] GW URBX: 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE

Alright, my character is ready but I haven't had time to do a proper write up yet. Or rather, I did, and then when I hit POST it said something about a certificate expiring and vanished, so here is the crux of it.

Name: Esperansita "The Suck Queen" Mamara

Race: Vryloka

Class: Blood Mage Warlock Vamipire (how the fuck is this a class again?)

Favored attributes: Constitution, Charisma

Least favored attribute: Intelligence

Sponsors: Jolly Polly's feminine hygiene essentials, Plaster Master Adhesive Stoppy-Bleedies, The "We Make Syringes" Syringe Company, and Spatula City

Weapons: Some sorta Whip and a T-shirt Cannon

Backstory to come soon!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Oh. My bad. Blood Mage is actually a paragon path for a wizard, not a class. I just did a real quick search for class lists and saw that and thought it would be a perfect fit.

A wizard with low intelligence is pretty stupid though so Warlock it is I guess. I could have picked Vampire as my class but I think that may just be a bit retarded considering that a Vryloka is basically a vampire already.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

If you haven't started building the character yet, I guess I'll go full retard and play a Vryloka Vampire.

Constitution will be replaced by dexterity for my favored attributes, in that case.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Rotten Ronny and the Mutates

We're talking about a band here right?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Wait how did I end up in the south room? I thought I had gone north by the log? :surprisednigger:

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'll just go with this then, hopefully I don't get ratted out of existence just yet.

Additional Spam:
Ah, also, I didn't see an initiative list, is this first come first serve?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Didn't we have something go this horribly wrong right in the last game as well? I don't remember whodunnit, but I know it had just about the same effect on our groups survival chances.

That and a giant house that didn't even know how to DO A PROPER LIFT

FELIPE NO

Before I make my move I need to know which square Shin's mutilated remains are on, and wether he is a goner already or still hanging on for dear life.

I just noticed my Empath ability would give him a fighting chance, so if I can get next to him without having to take half a dozen OAs I just might do that.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yeah my vampirism will probably be an even better solution (I can heal allies on a successful hit), but I still need to know how far away I am in that case as well.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Pang I rolled OAs, don't know what the attack is against so you can tell me if I died anytime you feel like it ok thanks bay

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My plan to heal Shin would have blown up in my face if I hadn't swarmed to make myself invisible, but at least he gets my +5 to Death Saving throws to hopefully let him live.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Aw crap, I thought the rats had a lot more HP than that. Since I don't remember my last attack even bloodying the rat, I figured I couldn't trigger my Lifeblood to shift. It's no big thing though, it turned out quite nicely anyway.

How ya doing, buddy?

Vitality is such a broad word.

From the Oxford American Dictionnary:

vitality |vï'talité|
noun
the state of being strong and active; energy : changes that will give renewed vitality to our democracy.
• the power giving continuance of life, present in all living things : the vitality of seeds

the
vitality
of
seeds

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Pretty sure standing up from prone won't incur OAs. PHB pages 290 and 292 if you're curious. It isn't mentioned under prone nor under Opportunity attack so I figure you're safe.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well, that was productive.

By the by, was there any way I could actually help Shin after my double move, or would that be a standard action?

Edit: Nevermind, found it. No help beyond the ample (actually very ample, if you get my drift ) morale support provided is possible without a standard action.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

The roll I put in there is actually for a stealth check though, not sure if that will amount to anything with such a pitiful roll.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Dammit read that wrong. I don't know who changed the post but I wish I could prop it.

How ya doing, buddy?

Or I could just read the "last edited" line where it says Skills deserves my prop.

Kind of sad I lst that paragraph of my DnD Harlequin crossover novel though.

Edit: Aww yeah I had hit copy before I posted.

HURRY UP SKILLS

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Hey, I love you too Skills.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Shake it, Quake it, SPACE KABOOM

I just figured your character might have been out of stameena or something

I really don't think that's this one's problem. Probably too much stameena. Ain't that right Shin?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I imagine my bonus doesn't apply until the next turn since Skills gets auto 10 anyway?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well, it could help him get a 20 or higher to heal himself. But yeah, 5 over 10 still wouldn't do that. Rules were a bit fuzzy in my head.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The rulebook says 20 or higher though, how can that happen if you need a natural 20? Is there an ability that lets you roll more than one d20 on a save? Or are you just houseruling that natural crit as well?

Most amazing jew boots

My bad, I saw the turn order and figured that it was accurate. I also thought that even if you roll a revival your turn would end immediately. Guess I was wrong on both counts.

How ya doing, buddy?

I'm going through some very heavy shit right now and I would need someone to take over for me for at least a few turns. I'll give a heads up when I feel up to the task, but I know for now I won't be able to sit and strategize. So if anyone feels like being a loose woman for a few weeks, now's your chance.

Sorry guys.

How ya doing, buddy?

Pretty sure they do, but do cacti block line of sight?

Also what is that thing in front of me? Is it dangerous or just delicious?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Axelrod :shoryuken: Axelrod

Arts majors, man.

Just wasn't sure if 1/2 level was an exception to the rule when your level is 1.

Now I'm starting to regret all of my life choices. So many questions left unanswered.

Jam it back in, in the dark.