I suck at dealing with girls...

I also think the only two options are :

A : ask her out and hope for the best, liberating yourself from the awkward feelings you are having regardless of her response.

OR

B : Keep torturing yourself until she gets a boyfriend and repeat the process next time you meet a girl you like.

I used to get into this kind of mess all the time, until one day I picked my nuts up off the floor and asked a girl who had sparked my interest out. She said no, by the way, but it was due to a family matter, which she explained to me and later we started going out. That was two and a half years ago, and we're still going out.

You have nothing to lose except your chained emotions. Go for it!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I think the easiest kind of beer for a none beer drinker to start with in the appreciation of the art that is brewing is either white beer or fruit beer (no pun intended). Now I don't know what kind of beers they have in Michigan so I can't really give you too many specifics, although I could suggest Hoeggarden white beer, which is a Belgian beer that I am pretty sure is available in most parts of the industrialised world. Guiness is an exception to this rule, as even though it is a dark beer it has a very sweet taste that can appeal to most anybody.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I was addressing myself more to DarkMageOzzie than to RacinReaver bo you make a very valid point.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Fresh Frank

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If you ask me, and this is where I tie it in, a brewery is a great place to meet a chick, especially since you're having trouble finding a beer you like. Chicks dig the whole, "Look at me, I'm so sad," thing, and considering most girls you'll meet at a brewery know their beer, you'll be knocking out two birds with one stone.

Not only do you get some sweet tender love and care, but I garuntee she'll find you at least one beer to enjoy. It'll probably even be local, which has the added bonus of granting you the right to be a drunken snob.

I'd like to second this motion. Plus, If you get yourself a beer drinking chick who hangs out at breweries, chances are she won't be too much of a hard time to deal with.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Wheat beer is also popular with most people who are knowldgeable about or like to try different kinds of beer.

I was speaking idiomatically.