[DnD] GW URBX: 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE

Originally Posted by Pang

Things were #404040! But now they're #704040! FOREVER!

Huzzah!

Maybe now Mamara won't be completely useless in terms of actually doing more than just stayin' alive (hah hah hah hah). Still not very useful, but at least somewhat more of a threat once every encounter.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Woot, I finally get to see if the vamp lady can get another round of inflicting the minimal amount of damage possible in!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Pang, do you like bat nests?

Do you want them on your body?

Also, do we get to see the results of the bio-luminescence?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Pang

It is entirely within Mamara's character to engage in corpse abuse, to be fair, but I'll wait 'til tomorrow to see if maybe reconsidering happens.

(next time, big obvious HE DEAD gifs)

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

I was gonna ask to be sure, but I thought only one of these guys was dead. I had seen the OA discussion when it happened but that was a few days before posting, so when I made my move only Skills' kill was obvious in the thread.

Can we still switch that to the Murkylordy Froggly or did I miss the deadline?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Alright post updated to take into account my inability to properly read things that are conveniently ordered in a sequence.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Just a heads up that I am moving today and am not sure if I will have internet access right away. I'm moving in with my brother and he also just moved, so I'm not sure if he's been lucky enough to have it set up already.

I'll post from my cell when I get there if no internets, and in that eventuality I would need someone to play this one turn for me.

FELIPE NO

Yeah, this moving business is keeping me pretty busy, and we won't have proper internet for a few days yet, so if anyone wants to jump in for a turn and help keep things moving feel free!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Actually, I gots the internets now so I should have be able to do it myself very shortly. They had their top men on the job it seems.

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Originally Posted by "I'm a meatatarian!" "Then you can eat my horse cock"

Alas there's no way to visually distinguish the two, "CAN SEE" vs "CAN'T SEE" is already a fairly difficult arrangement for Maptool as it is and establishing multiple versions of "CAN'T SEE" is entirely beyond it.

I just wanted one fight where line-of-sight actually mattered

Poor Pang. Trying to implement variables and strategy into our "I BREAK THIS GUY FACE SO BAD AND EXPLODINATE EVERYONE... 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE"-fest.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hey, I've got a few things here that could be important:

Does my See it Coming Empath mutation ability/power/"whateveryouwanttocallit" always work, or only when my status is unaffected? (it is relevant to the current situation I believe)

Also, in the same category of "stuff that I just noticed", does my Stronger than I look vampire class ability/power/"whatever[...]it" always add Charisma mod to all power damage, or only when it habitually uses a different ability modifier for damage? If so I should start adding that it would probably help out sometimes. And by sometimes I mean oh fack why didn't I notice this before sorry guys.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Ok, noted. I should be able to get to it tonight, if not tomorrow at the latest.

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Yeah sure. I don't have a clue what, how, or where it comes from, but yeah StingDicker can have it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'll be on it most likely tomorrow, I've got an exam tonight so I'm kinda busy revising this shit like a maniac. Hope that's not too long a wait.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well if that is the case I technically move after my attack as xiv A is at max range from my starting position. Not that that changes anything at all. Just sayin'.

Edit: Well didn't see Pang's post before posting. Wasn't sure I was still immobbed so even less difference made.

Whoop!

FELIPE NO

Love your french Pang. I'm seeing a whole new side of you now.

How ya doing, buddy?

Oh I see, it's elvish French. Well that explains it then.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Real life etc. will play by the forth-night.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Pang, if I move to AX 91 am I still covered by the smoke, and if so, this means I cannot see monsieur l'elfe fringand de mon cul, yes?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh whoops I meant ax 81.

Almost went nuts searching for the pillar.

How ya doing, buddy?

Is it my go or do the shadows need to be ordered around first?

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I have all of the no excuses. I was supposed to do some window shopping I guess?

And also try my hand at explaining away why vampire is a class and a race and how it all makes sooooo much sense in context?

I suck I know.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah really sorry for the long delay on my part, I should be able to get to this by the weekend at the latest, I have an important interview coming later in the week and a lot of work to do before then as well.

FELIPE NO

It seems my Procrastinatron 4MEGA bio-augment has temporarily broken down, so here is that two-part post that shall bring further clarification upon the wtf of double vampire, and the elements of my window shopping 2014 tour. (now with 100% less windows)

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Before the biggiest of things that changed all the things, a certain strand of genetic mutation had begun to appear in humans and humanoid beings which, when it became active, caused degeneration of most of their vital functions and led to many premature deaths. A side-effect of this mutation were occasional surges in aggression where the individual's abilities were temporarily heightened in inverse proportion to the advancement of their genetic malfunction.

At first this phenomenon was ascribed simply to a form of dementia brought on by the trials that are associated with such loss of autonomy. It was eventually found that although the nature of this malady was genetic, it was possible to correct it using a focused attack on the individual's bloodstream, using a specific virus deemed the 'Vlad Cell', during one of their aggression outbreaks. The only catch was that this virus could only live long enough outside an infected individual's bloodstream if it was hosted inside the mouth of another, non-infected humanoid creature.

When it came time to decide wether these individuals should simply be hunted down, or if there should be an initiative to try and cure them, a great divide became evident amongst those with the decision making power at the time. What was proposed in the end to reconcile both sides in the argument was a program which would implant the virus into the most skilled fighters in the world and set them upon a mission to either cure the infected, or bring them down in cases where the mutation had advanced too far for it to be safely attempted.

Esperansita Mamara, a half-human, half-elven beauty, was one such fighter, having spent her life as a mercenary working with the Companions of the Shadow, a group of highborn elven assassin-thiefs which focused on the killing of high-value targets through subterfuge. Mamara was admitted even though her blood-lineage was unpure as she had shown greater potential than any other individual before her in her previous deeds and scores. Self-trained in the arts of seduction, silent-approach, and close-quarters combat, Mamara was the ideal candidate for the program. For years, she completed every mission successfully and her ratio of cures-to-kills was above any other operative's. It is during this period of time that she earned her moniker, "The Suck Queen".

As the number of infected started to dwindle, the question arose as to what should be done with the surviving operatives, as the side-effects of the virus were as of yet unknown. What had been remarked, however, was that a number of the operatives had begun succumbing to a their own form of dementia, and many of them had gone rogue before meeting their demise at the hands of their brethren. When the authorities responsible for policing the ranks took the decision that it would be safer to simply neutralize all remaining operatives once the threat of the mutation had been visibly eradicated, Mamara was one of the individuals who became a target for termination.

Her time spent on the run came to a brutal end when she was confronted by a group of her colleagues from the Companions of the Shadow, and she was left in a near-death state by her former allies. As she was laying in a pool of her own blood in an abandoned warehouse, a group of cloaked figures came and took her remains away. A great void is all that Mamara remembers of the following days and weeks, but when she awoke, she found that her former infected operative colleagues who were believed dead were standing around her, though something about them had changed. They had all taken on a distinctly pale and blueish complexion, and they seemed much more perceptive than she remembered. It was explained to her eventually that the virus which had been implanted into them had a much greater impact on their genetic structure than had been anticipated, and any individual whose genetic material contained at least some elvish blood would be reborn upon death as an entirely new genetic entity, deemed the vryloka by those in the know. They also informed her that the highborn-elves had somehow been made aware of this fact, and that they had secretly made it their duty to eradicate what they considered to be an aberration of nature.

It was soon after this that the world cataclysm took place, and only a select few vryloka survived to continue their battle against their former kin. Mamara joined the URBX expeditionary force in hopes of gathering as many ressources as possible to bolster their forces, as well as scope out possible new recruits from within the ranks of the world's greatest (also dumbest) fighters.

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And now for some window(less) shopping!


A very tiny bike!

Mechanics: allows for charging into melee around a maximum of two obstacles. Maybe an attack roll penalty is in order.


Very british booze!

Mechanics: used as Molotovs or to build courage[whatever that means].


Pizza Cone'zas!

Mechanics: used with a special adapter for the t-shirt cannon, these allow the setting of fires directly in the stomachs of the targets.


The amazing detecto-spoon of Mr.Froyo!

Mechanics: sorta like the orc-seeking blade in LOTR, it glows shit-brown when elves are nearby.


Furry Familiars!

Mechanics: They distract the enemy for a time, thus granting CA against all enemies adjacent to the square they are sent to.

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And finally, a new sponsor has appeared!


The Relay for Sucking for Life

A non-profit group that raises awareness to the cause of people being judged for their gothy vampire like lifestyle. They have no clue about the existence of the vryloka (aka real vampires), they just think vampires are soooooooooo hardcore.

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T-shirt cannon accidents are a much more prevalent cause of death than most people would believe. Taco cannons are just delicious though.

Also useful for smuggling dem drugs.

AND yada yada misdirection.

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T-shirt gatling gun f-yeah!

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Jam it back in, in the dark.

"Hmmm. No elf hunting gigs huh? I wouldn't mind going for a hike up a mountainside to hunt some dragons instead. And those pointy-ears ARE known for their love of old scaly things, so that's where my money is.

Otherwise, I GUESS we could go underground again. No easier place to get the jump on something than in a dark ruin after all..."

There's nowhere I can't reach.