Bottle caps and trash in the fucking sink

Man, Skate, if only you could of seen the sink my neighboring tenants had. 2003 winter, they invited me over for pizza, beer, and beer games. I was about 18 around then and had really no desire to drink caffinated or alcoholic stuff. So, I just kinda found a spot on their floor and stood there the whole time. Eventually, I was dragged into the kitchen where I got to watch them serve pizza. I take one glance at their sink not out of curiosity, but rather "I just happened to glanced." They have a ton of cookware, bakeware, dishes, empty packages freaking overflowing from the sink. And it towered 5 feet to the ceiling from the sink's counter level. These guys never washed their dishes after what.... 4 months?

But they were party guys. They went to the same college as I did and do nothing but procrasinate, drink beer, play beer-pong, watch porn, and play games all day.

Jam it back in, in the dark.