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I'm always silently criticising other drivers who simply cannot drive. I hate those who weave in and out without signaling. There are also those who automatically assume I'm a good sumaritan, on the road. Many get aggrivated by my aggressiveness, when I prevent them from getting what they want, and signal for me to pull over or stop. (One of these days I'll take up an oppurtunity like that and beat the daylights out of him/her.) Tailgaters, I freaking hate myself sometimes for resisting the urge to slam on my brakes and let them hit me. And there are several other times I'd love to just close a gap and prevent someone from cutting infront of me. And if they do get in, I just wanna keep going because they didn't signal and later say, "Hey you moron, you didn't signal. That's what you get. And not only that, it's costed me as well."
Flying car, where are thee? Jam it back in, in the dark. |
I'm what you can call a 'somewhat-of-an-elitist' when it comes to driving. If two cars can fit on a road despite there not being any dash markings, I considerately drive like so. That way others can pass by, or snuggle into the gap next to me and make their turn, whatever. So you can damn be sure I'm the guy that's not going 25 mph on a 30mph road. I stop before the god damn lines infront of traffic lines, rather than going over them or trying to inch over'em. God damnit, I signal every turn I make, every lane change I aim for, signal early even so there aren't any, "SURPRISE BITCH, I'M GOING RIGHT! OH WAIT, YOU AREN'T YIELDING! WHAT! WHY ARE YOU HITTING MY CAR? WTF!?@#!@%!%!!!!!!oneoneoneone" Really, I need to strap on some steel spikes to my car and just ram the fuck out of these P.O.S. drivers in my area. How ya doing, buddy? |