EXIT STRATEGY

Just curious really...if hypothetically speakin, you really just couldn't take life anymore what method would you use...I pose this question here because of the high emo population somewhere in this board. And of course, why?

For me...i don't know. Life's pretty cool to me. But it might as well be carbon monoxide poisoning via the love of my life (aka my car). I heard it's painless and you just kinda fall unconscious. Other than the thought of gas prices, this would be a good way to go.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

... ... ...I fail to see the practicality in your methods, but who am i to judge. Hehe. I do like your "contribution to art" but i think it has already been done (With Jesus and the whole wiping his bloody face on someone's handkerchief before he died thing). But...as an avid Asian, i must say this seems too expensive to be worthwhile.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well I wouldn't mind spraying a complete stranger with my gore...i would however have misgivings about family members finding my body in the process. If I did die, i wouldn't want my youngest brother to find me. Just thinking bout the psychological damage scares me.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by christinajon

My friend's younger brother found him. He was only 14 at the time. I can't even imagine how that has affected him.

How? Did he think he was just sleeping and couldn't wake up or was there so much blood he was scarred for life?

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass

I think suicide is for pansy-ass motherfucks who can't solve their own problems.

Yes, I do have to say that not many people were created as emotionally and psychologically strong as you and Tom Cruise. oke:

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Bernard Black

Trying to fly with the power of my mind. Really. I'm suprised no one thinks jumping off a bridge or a building is a good idea. There is that unfortunate probability that you could come away alive but paralysed I suppose. I think the Hemmingway suicide (think Dreamcatcher) described above or CO poisoning would be ideal. My theory being if you really wanted to kill yourself, you would be dead by now. You'd plan it so well that no one would be able to find you until it was too late.

I believe there's that insane fear of feeling every bone in your body break before dying...that gives me the chills...must be an awfull thing to feel even a few seconds worth of unimaginable pain.

as for the vicodin overdose and the brother finding out...I send my heartfelt sympathies...not for the brother that's dead mind you...but for the brother that found him...I mean, my only experience really is finding a dead baby in a church when i was 7 and I'm still scarred by it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

You found a dead baby in a church? You can't just drop a bomb like that without elaborating.

Oh...when i was seven, i still lived in the philippines. I went to a Catholic school and right next to it was a basilica. We had recess and sometimes we would go visit the church. There was a dead baby in box under the candles of the church.....And I was like "Holy shit!" :aargh: . It must've been a newborn baby 'cause the umbilical cord was still attached. It was the bluest thing I've ever seen. Hypothermia I guess. Smelled disgusting too. Wasn't long before there was a crowd all around it.

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Originally Posted by Morrigan

Why be a jerk?

If I didn't have access to a gun (which is likely), I'd throw myself off a very high place. Possibly off a bridge, but I think off a cliff into the bay or the sea sounds more... tragic.

We must think about the people on the bottom. If we throw ourselves so haphazardly, we may survive if we land on a very large and rotund person and/or kill the other person instantaneously. I should've added criteria about social etiquette when it comes to suicide but we cannot turn back the clock ::sigh::

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Storm Petrel

Do you guys hate life or something? This thread scares me......

I'm sorry my child if that is how you feel. I really didn't intend for anyone to get scared. Just merely asking a question. I'm sorry then hehe :love:

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Originally Posted by Storm Petrel

Ok cool but please don't call me a child, because I am not, thanks.

Sorry again. It's just a habit of mine

But just curious...how would you like to go out...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by agreatguy6

If it's such a waste, why bother posting? In fact, why not go off into the world and save it from a seemingly inevitable fate?

Just asking.

Double Post:
you could always build a time machine and travel back to some time when there is a natural disaster about to happen.

Too much work, though.

Awesome Homerun! What would happen if you make a time machine to stop your parents from ever conceiving you? You wouldn't exist of course...no...wait...what would happen to my soul then? Umm...exx that then.

I still hold to the CO poisoning method; however, i did hear that you can kill yourself if you drink too much water...like if you were on ecstacy and thought you were continually thirsty. Saw it on a video somewhere.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by DJ Gear

I don't have any major problems in my life right now. I was feeling pretty angsty yesterday but a talk with my bud fixed that right. However, if I knew I was going to die for some reason (terminal cancer, etc.) I'd probably pick a fight with the most vicious bear around. No better way to go. However, I'd have to make sure that I pissed it off so much it actually killed me, otherwise it might not work.

Dude if you have to fight something, fight the sting ray, cause the human race basically got pwned the last time sigh

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?