Nicknames: You're called WHAT?

I haven't really had nor do I have that many nicknames at the moment, but there are two I can mention.

The first one I can remember from way, way back in junior high is "The Golden Pecker" (freely translated from Swedish). Really, there was no reason for me getting this nickname, it was all just made for teasing me. But apparently as the story went, people said I put adhesive-plaster on my pecker and that it turned golden or something from the adhesive. This nickname came up briefly in the beginning of high school too by some people who remembered it, this time added with that I had an enormous cock (how they thought this would be an insult I don't know). Of course I didn't really mind getting associated with having a huge cock.

Orange-kun (it has nothing to do with the Code Geass character, cause I came up with it before the show even started, and no, I'm not proud of having it). This is something I'm called by my friend who's an art student that likes drawing manga. She had been asking me for a while to come up with a story for her new manga. I'm known for coming up with crazy, weird and not so very serious stories, and the one I came up with this time was not an exception.

In short, the story goes like this. Somewhere up in space, there is an orange floating around. Inside the orange is a baby. Jokingly, I gave this character the name "Orange-kun" (pronounced Oreenji-kun like a Japanese would). When Orange-kun has turned 18 years old, the orange gets in orbit with earth and eventually it falls down to the ground, with Orange-kun popping out from the orange. The thing is, that Orange-kun comes from a place where they've got constant contact of the sun and his kind needs the sunlight and a stock of oranges to survive. To make it real easy for you, think of a reverse vampire needing to constantly sunbathe and eat oranges. Anyway, since he could not survive night on earth, he would have to somehow travel across the earth with the sun and at the same time search for pieces to make an orange spacecraft to travel to the place where he came from. In his travelling, he would meet many different kinds of people who would help him on his quest, and he would also have many epic battles with the Vegetable syndicate, led by the evil Mr. Asparagus who despised fruits.

As suspected, she didn't go with this one as she thought it was too weird. From then on she started calling me Orange-kun occasionally. I did get called this a lot when I was with her at a convention (which was my first, and probably last), especially by some stupid Narutards I couldn't fucking stand.

That's all I can remember that's worth telling.

Jam it back in, in the dark.