Fender Benders

I've been in 3 accidents. The first one was shortly after I got my license. I was driving a 98 Chevy Blazer and it was nothing but problems from the moment I got it. The brakes were really bad. So I was driving down the street and I told my brothers that there was candy in the middle console if they wanted any, so they started to fight over it and I was trying to close the console and tell them to stop and when I looked up I was a few feet away from a stopped car at a light in front of me and I was going about 40mph. I slammed on my brakes and my brakes were jumpy so I slammed into this guy with a Toyota Camry, I SWEAR I hit him like 3 times too. My car bounced off of his. The front of his car hit the stopped car in front of him and I screwed up my back, but all I did to his car was crack the bumper and I put a hole in my oil pan and fucked up my engine.

After that accident I fixed the engine and did a lot of work on the SUV and my parents bought me a new steel bumper for Christmas because the one I had had a dent in it like I hit a light pole but that was from hitting the camry.

Shortly after that I was pulling into the community college with the same Blazer and there were a bunch of speed bumps and I was in a hurry. This lady in front of me slammed on her brakes to avoid hitting the speed bump too hard and I wasn't really watching and I slammed into her. I dented my bumper the same way and I did to her small Honda was take the tiniest bit of paint off her bumper. She, thankfully, said it wasn't a big deal and we didn't have to call the cops. My Blazer was all fucked up again under the hood so I sold it to the junkyard after that.

The last accident I was driving my husband's little Dodge Neon. It was a stick and I was in a hurry to get home so I was driving like crazy. The street that I turned on was weird. The right side of the road was like 3 lanes wide and the left side of the road was one lane wide split by a small cement divider in the street. This young bitch decides she wants to make a U-turn to get to the side of the road that is one lane wide and she doesn't want to end up in the rocks next to the road. She pulls out wide right and then tries to make a U-turn. Well I have no idea what she was doing so when she pulled out to the right I went to the left of her and tried to pass her but then she made the U-turn right in front of me and I slammed into her driver's side door. She sent me to the hospital, but everything was fine. Totaled the car. It was a disaster. My husband had a aroooga horn on the neon and when I hit the car it sounded off and I couldn't get it to shut up. When my husband showed up he quickly unhooked it. That part was funny but it was bad.

Jam it back in, in the dark.