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 Member 246 Level 21.94 Mar 2006 
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Grab a mouse, thus scaring the elephant and sending it equally scared and angry, but in the opposite direction. An African Bush Elephant's top speed is around 40km/h, thus approximately giving me a comfortable 40 days before it circles back the earth and threatens me again. By that time I figure I'll have been able to get an elephant gun, or at the very least, moved somewhere else as to not be in the elephant's path once it comes back. Some other sucker can deal with it.
Wait, elephants are scared of mice, right? Right? Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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