Scabs and pimples.

Skin problems are a boon. I pick at those things until they get tired of being constantly harassed. Seriously. There is nothing I enjoy more than exploding a pimple through overpressure and causing it to cover my bathroom mirror with puss. I imagine the whole scene in the pimple to be something like this:

"We're under attack!"
"What?"
"Someone's pressing on us. Hard."
"Begin plan "cause horrible pain as soon as something touches us"!"
"It's failling! Pressure keeps increasing! Our host doesn't seem to care, he's willing to do anything to get rid of us!"
"Engage emergency procedure, make popping noise so the host thinks we're destroying his cells or some shit!"
"It's not working! Rupture of outside barrier imminent!"
"Oh god, it's the end!"
PLORSTSCH! (That's supposed to be a pimple exploding and spewing puss everywhere)

Oh yeah, I love that. Don't get me started about that thing on my neck.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Miles

Why are you making such tame threads in the sewers OO? =p

Well, someone is bound to start talking about his/her genital herpes or something like that, so the reason this thread was initially into the sewers was probably because of this.

I mean, once the pictures start coming in, this won't be general discussion material.

There's nowhere I can't reach.