[General Discussion] Sonic the Hedgehog - Mediocre Madness!!!

Originally Posted by Megalith Beast

Yeah, Shadow the Hedgehog featured Dr.Eggman's most rubbish machine to date! The one with the slot-machine on it! If you know what I'm talking about, you'll understand what I mean when I say it's rubbish. I mean, c'mon Dr.Eggman, what the hell you playing at???

I swear, I didn't want to make that thing! SEGA held me at GUNPOINT! *I* would have made something involving giant swinging balls or perhaps a drill and a slow moving vehicle, but they just wouldn't let me!

Oh, wait, I've changed my username. I guess I can't really do that anymore. Feels... weird.

Not that I would know anyway... I mean, I've certainly never played that Shadow game, it looked so bad and all and... Oh, who am I kidding, I admit it, I rented it. Once. I don't know what came over me, I saw the bad box art, the guns and everything, yet I still had the remnant of that feeling I got when I first bought Sonic 3 for the Genesis that told me "Go ahead, you know you want to. Don't trust other people, it might be the best game ever! It's a sonic game, after all! Can't go wrong with those, right?".

Even my sister laughed at me. Never again.

Jam it back in, in the dark.