Are you prepared?

I'm afraid the only defense I have is living in a pretty secluded area. Unless this catastrophe is really widespread, I probably wouldn't be affected by it. IF, however, some Ruskie scientist falls asleep drunk at his post and accidently launches a missile into my backyard, I wouldn't stand much of a chance. If the event wasn't so sudden, though, I have plenty of gas stations and truck stops within walking distance to supply me with food and other goodies until the nasty business is over.

Zombies, though, that's another thing. Are we talking Resident Evil/Shaun of the Dead slow n' stupid, or Dawn of the Dead/28 Days Later rabid psycho zombies? If it's the slow ones, I'd might manage if I could fence them off or something, or just dig a big ditch and hope none of them were Olympic jumpers in their former lives, but the other ones might be trouble. Even mass-hysterical survivors or mutants might be trouble if they have basic intelligence, but I'd try and work something out. In times of stress I can be surprisingly adaptive. That or join their society. Maybe a higher-up position like "Executive in Charge of Horde Affairs" or something.

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