Post the contents of your purse/man-purse equivalent

Fuck the Libertarian, here's my shit:



Don't you love my couch?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Look man

She goes in my bag all the time and helps herself to my shit

She's a stupid slut of a cat and she never listens to reason

I keep telling her Walmart isn't the place for kittens, but noooo

How ya doing, buddy?

Pffth



whatta SLUT

quality handmade bags at discount prices pm me for details >_>

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by RacinReaver

Why do you carry a four function calculator along with a cell phone in your purse? With pretty much every phone nowadays (even the lowest level ones I buy) you can map the calculator to a single button press.

I don't like the calculator function on my phone because it takes too long to access it.

Release the key lock, go to menu, select organizer, blah blah blah. I could set the shortcut keys to go straight to the calculator, but I use those for the functions I use much more frequently. I also don't like relying on my phone for more than just text/phone.

I like the calculator, okay.

How ya doing, buddy?