America to Disintegrate in 2010

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Mexico has enough of its own economic problems without shouldering the woes of the American South, and the likelihood of Carolinians or Tennesseans consenting to have anything to do with the EU is laughable.

The essential function of this article is to rile up the retrograde knobsuckers that comprise the WSJ's readership. That sound you just heard was a thousand Billy-Bobs resubscribing to THE ONLY PAPER WILLING TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT COMMIE AMERICA-HATERS.

The Russian clearly knows nothing about the US. If you think the Carolinas and anything generally south of the Mason-Dixon line wants anything to do with us Yanks (or even Europe), you've got to be... well, a foreigner.

I'm pretty sure the Northeast wouldn't mind getting rid of the rest of the country, though. Particularly those Bible-beating regions of the nation. I wonder if we could pair up with California, Oregon, and Washington or something. Those guys seem a little more sane than the rest of the country.

I thought the little map there was a joke, honestly. He can't be fucking serious. Texas with Mexican influence? CANADA having something to do with the midwest?!

Jam it back in, in the dark.