How old is too old?

Russ asks a very good question.

First of all, don't fucking treasure your virginity. What is with that shit. I'll never understand this whole argument. It's not like a nest egg of thousands of dollars, here. In fact, it amounts to nothing.

Which is why you shouldn't worry too much about it. So you don't want to sleep with just ANY girl. Good for you. I applaud that. But you need to get out there and FIND a girl so at least you can say you've tried.

Some people wait until they're married to get fucked. (I personally don't endorse it, but its a personal choice people make.) Some of these people don't get married until they're pretty old.

Don't worry about being a virgin so much. It doesn't really amount to anything in the long run except for the fact that you're lacking in experience.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Nahual

Well, dang it. I want to wait till I'm married. I hope I'm not too old when I get married..

Unless you're pushing senior citizen age, I doubt you'll have any trouble performing in the bedroom by the time you get married. "Performing" being a very loose term.

If anything, you'll have built up so much steam in there on the whole topic that she'll probably only enjoy it for a whole 2 minutes.

WHO KNOWS.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by russ

It seems like a lot of the virgins around here don't realize that there's sexual activity to be had without having vaginal intercourse.

I think its more a problem of them finding a girl who wants to suck their cock, Russ. ^_^

Or whatever. Not like THATS the only activity outside of sex, either. The possibilities are nearly endless.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Nahual

Can I just say that I love reading what you have to say about things.
It's you and Alicewonderland(?, is there an "n" in there?)

You guys have a lot of things to say, whether I agree or not, I think how you put it out is awesome.

Yup. Just wanted to let that out.

Are you trying to suck up to me so I don't let loose on you, sir? Because you're really not at a high risk, here.

Or maybe because we're both prominent females around here? Because I encourage people to think of me as one of the guys.

And you shouldn't start looking for that perfect someone to fuck on the internet. Just sayin'.

Out of curiosity - is it a religious decision?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by soniclover

If your body is ignorant to an orgasm feeling then it cannot crave it like a person who's already had the feeling one or more times. Your body will eventually become accustomed to the feeling and want more to get sexual satisfaction. You'll need to do more and more to satisfy your body's urges. (Which starts the sex craze cycle)

That's why I said the majority of people are sex crazed because many had already had a sexual experience (such as masturbation) to trigger the cycle. Much like Drugs addictions...if you've be "crackin" it up for some years and try to stop, you get withdrawals because your body craves the feeling again.

How old are you?

This is the biggest pile of bullshit I have ever read, and I encourage all that read this to pretty much think the reverse.

I lost my virginity when I was what, 16? I didn't crave it every day AFTER that, nor do I crave it NOW. In fact, I've turned down sex. IMAGINE THAT. A non-virgin TURNING DOWN SEX. GASP.

Man. You must either be a virgin saving himself for a marriage because god said so, you're a gaming nerd who smells really bad and CAN'T get laid, or you just got laid recently, your girlfreind left you, and all you have is your right hand.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by LeHah

No shame with the right hand. I mean, sure I have to use both myself but no one does it better than yourself.

No one is speaking against masturbation, here. I am pretty sure that masturbation is fucking awesome, but it gets old fast - especially when you know there's pussy or cock out there that you could totally have.

Admit it, LeHah. ADMIT.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by LeHah

As long as Eva Angelina does porn, theres nothing to admit

I see. So you do not enjoy real, actual, tangible twat if Eva Angelina stays on your screen forever.

Thats a very interesting thing for a person who hates the internet (and everyone on it) to say! I hope you see my point! <3

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Originally Posted by LeHah

I hate the internet. I don't hate pornography. Porno doesn't make dumb posts about Final Fantasy games or 24 or why Rick Berman ruined Star Trek.

See, sweetiepie, honeychile, you need to understand what I was attempting to say!

A man on the internet says "I don't need to have sex with ladies, so long as I have my porn and right hand!"

This man hates every stereotype of "internet geek" available.

The irony. It's smacking.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by LeHah

Your statement makes the incorrect assumption that you have to be an internet geek to enjoy pornography.

I don't see that implied anywhere in my post(s).

Nearly every man on the face of the planet enjoys pornography. A lot of chicks too! That doesn't make them internet geeks!

But when they start saying things like "I don't need to have sex with women when I have Eva Angelina!" - THATS kind of creepy, see. Very internet-geek-esque, what with the "I have X, so I don't need sex!"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by LeHah

Eva Angelina doesn't bitch at me to clean the dishes or to take her out to some expensive restaraunt. She doesn't make fun of me for having so many DVDs, she doesn't talk back, doesn't say things to hurt me.

She just bends over and says "aaaaah"

Next you're going to tell me that life-size, fuckable dolls from Japan are great substitutes as well, eh LeHah? <3

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So who the fuck are you to say anything, fatbody? I didn't know you were the judge of all the earth, didn't know you were here to pass sentence. Ready to throw e-rocks at me because you're some high-n-mighty bush-eating fat-fag-tag-jamrag dinosaur beast of a woman.

You pass judgement on my habits when you willing sleep with a man that could be mistaken for a horse fetus? Please, honey, adults are talking.

That would be me and who, exactly?

I'm just trying to address your problem, LeHah! This isn't an ATTACK! I know you feel attacked. Otherwise, you wouldn't have lashed out at me.

But I don't pretend to get all of my sexual gratification from my fingertips, so.

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Originally Posted by NaklsonofNakkl

being mature is a mental thing that people have to come to realize, not everyone will be 'mature' at 20s and just because people are starting families then doesn't mean that everyone must start families as well...

I think you completely missed what lurker was saying.

Usually, by the time someone hits 24-26, they're pretty mature regarding sex. They usually spent some time getting the piss and vinegar out of their system and have gotten a little sick of the typical PARTY PARTY PARTY attitude. If they haven't, they've spent too much time in college if you ask me. Time to hit the pavement running, dumbasses.

And starting families really doesn't have anything to do with maturity. 14 year olds can start families. Thats right out of puberty. They're certainly not mature enough to know anything about the real world - they haven't even graduated high school yet.

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