HEY ASSHOLE, GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD

Fuck you people. I have a list the size of Guatemala over here. I live in Massachusetts, so, you know, to be expected.

1.) Shoulders. Use them when you're making a fucking turn.
2.) Making a left turn? PULL AS CLOSE TO THE CENTER LINE AS YOU CAN. You're OBSTRUCTING TRAFFIC.
3.) Use your goddamn signals, you PRICKS.
4.) Just because a slight curve in the road is coming up doesn't mean you need to slam on the brakes.
5.) CONNECTICUT DRIVERS: Get the fuck out of the left lane. (Connecticut drivers ALWAYS seem to think the left lane is the slow lane, what the fuck)
6.) Women: Don't drive SUVs and talk on your phone at the same time. I'll rip your throats out.
7.) Like Sprout says, if a statie already nabbed someone on the side of the road, don't slam on your fucking brakes.
8.) CHECK YOUR MIRRORS BEFORE SWITCHING LANES. You should also LOOK with your EYES, since most cars have fucking blindspots, you morons.
I have actually BEEN in a major accident because some bitch didn't know how to fucking LOOK. Since, I've been almost side-swiped hundreds of times.
9.) Don't get mad at me if I tailgate you in the left lane when you're going 60MPH. There are 3 other lanes open and a trail of vehicles behind me. Get the FUCK out of the left lane.

I could go on and on, but you know.

I've actually seen cops on 91 pulling people over for going under 70 in the left lane, now.

The cops were on the news saying that these drivers infuriate people so bad that the road rage causes serious issues. Better to ticket the assholes not following the rules. I can't tell you how grateful I was to hear this.

Road rage is probably my biggest thing ever. I expect everyone to fucking follow the rules of the road, I guess - not just MAKE THEM UP as they go. I hate inefficiency, and there's a SHITLOAD OF IT on the roads.

And Pom? Don't ever drive down here. If you drive like a moron, your chances of meeting someone in Massachusetts who will literally get out of the car and beat the shit out of you for being an intentional ass on the road is PRETTY FUCKING GOOD.

There's no middle ground here. You're either a rager like me who can actually follow rules, or you're a fuck-up who shouldn't have a license.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Capo

I hate people who get way too worked up over the things people do on the road. Are you all really in that big of a hurry to get wherever it is you're going? Just step back and relax for a second. You'll feel much better for it.

I don't like to spend more time on the road with idiots than necessary, that's what.

The more time I spend with ASSHOLES on the road, the more likely I am to get hit by one of them.

Thus, I minimize my time on the road. I'm not out there to go Sunday driving. If I'm driving, I expect I'm trying to get somewhere. A to B, as efficiently as possible. I really dislike the attitude that you should spend ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD on the road. I've really got better things to be doing, honestly.

Deni, we drove with no trouble through that fuck-fest of a snow storm you guys had in Montreal in March. I ENJOYED how the Canadians weren't phased too much by the snow. It's REFRESHING. (Most Canadians seemed to drive well enough to not solicit road rage from me.)

And Anazai, I assure you, I am a very safe driver. You just close your eyes.

There's nowhere I can't reach.