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So if I take a paper clip and somehow use it to murder someone in a spectacular, newsworthy fashion, could I get those banned too?
edit: Oh, but not the really nice paper clips that come in the pastel colors. Those are a genuine part of the cubicle office and have collector value.
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I was going to say something to this degree, but I was fearful.
The outright ban is ridiculous. HOW many things can you inflict fatal blows to a human with?
I hear hammers have been used in murders before. We should totally outlaw those. ESPECIALLY for those illegals on work sites. Imagine what those dirty Mexicans could do to us with a HAMMER.
Jam it back in, in the dark.