i need help.......please....

Originally Posted by Capo

It's mildly entertaining, I suppose.

Mildly? Try hilarious.

"Hey guys, I don't know how to use a telephone to stalk this girl in Spain I knew. PLZ HALP"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I think you should shut yourself into your room and hold off on everything (including bathing and eating) in order to get that call from her! Wouldn't it be horrible if you were getting something to eat or in the shower when she called? You can't risk it!

She'll call eventually! Believe it, man!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by ForestBrain

Some of you are jerks.

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If it is meant to be, you will meet her again.

Somehow, I don't think that this is helping anyone.

The kid is young. We understand young, and we can sympathize. But when you create a thread to discuss (and ask for help) and you consistently shake your head, stomp your feet, and ignore everything everyone is telling you.

Better to be honest than to give a cop out answer like "if it's meant to be, it'll happen." He's what, 14? Come on.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by ForestBrain

And I suppose young people aren't allowed to have feelings? People who judge based on age are turds.

Young people have feelings - we all have feelings. What the shit is wrong with you. But they also have the tendency to twist their crushes into huge ordeals.

But when you're 14, angsting over some girl who flew to Spain without a word, and asking the internet for help, you're going to get laughed at.

He asked for advice. We gave it to him. He didn't like what he heard. Not our problem.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by ForestBrain

You're one of the worst.

...worst what? Adjectives usually require nouns.

I was speaking idiomatically.