HAY GUYS

I poked it and it made a sad sound · Aug 20, 2007, 10:14 PM

Church of Satan.

The Church of Satan is so ridiculously laughable.

"We exist to piss off Christians! We don't exactly believe in religion, but we have our own rituals and stuff!"

It's all about serving yourself and that a person is his own god. Nothing ado about that, really. Except that they exist just to irritate Christians. Which is kind of lame. I thought that was the job of atheists anyhow. (Apparently, people really don't trust us at all).

Maybe you should consider naturalism. "The doctrine that all religious truths are derived from nature and natural causes and not from revelation."

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I poked it and it made a sad sound · Aug 20, 2007, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

I don't see a laughable church as being a bad fit for a 15-year-old weeaboo who's declared himself a misanthrope.

I was commenting more on Satanism than the kid's lack of a religion.

I mean, you don't really hear of a kid asking for advice as far as misanthrope-based faiths very often. How do you even DEAL with it?

Like we need more lame Satanists out there dressed in black, listening to everything Anton LaVey has to say and somehow missing the point entirely.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I poked it and it made a sad sound · Aug 20, 2007, 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by guyinrubbersuit

Because kids dressed in black are Satanists.

Did I say that? No. All strawberries are fruits, but does that make all fruits strawberries?

Devo, there's no real declaration of evil from the Satanists - it's pretty much a perceived evil in the Christians' eyes. That's the way the Satanists want it to be, too. They're not really evil at all in that they just worship themselves and not a god. Which is all fine and good if you ask me, until they start making an effort to do it to piss other religions off. It's the Anti-Christian Religion!

But that can be argued once you get into the theological misgivings of their retarded rituals. Sooo, I guess every religion has their bullshit, no matter how intolerant of "bullshit" a religion sets out to be!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.