Toddler found playing on highway

I can say that when I was maybe 4 years old, I was out in the yard playing and I decided to go for a walk all by myself. This walk involved going to the end of a busy street and into the woods to "visit the fairy" who lived in a water tower.

My mother was not asleep or anything. I was just allowed to play in the yard.

I got as far as halfway down the busy street before Mom figured out where the fuck I was and came after me. So yea, kids will do stupid things - and FAST.

That doesn't mean I defend this woman. It sounds like she's a pretty disgraceful parent, even by her response. "O, he got out again." Jesus Christ, lady. This happens a lot?

Jam it back in, in the dark.