Unusual pet habits

My cat KeeKee is insane. She doesn't like too many people, but she's affectionate and talkative with me. (I raised her since she could fit in my palm. Yay for imprinting.)

I can point a finger at her quickly and go "YOU!" and she will do the cliched crab walk in my direction, all sideways and shit.

She recently discovered the glory that is catnip. She has a mouse ("Mousey") which she chases and throws and drools all over.

She'll randomly run around the house at extremely high speeds when she's happy, scaring the ever-living shit out of me.

She also has a treat protocol. When I drag out the treats, I say "TREAT?" really high pitched and she cries back, chirping. This apparently a marvel - eveyone who comes into the house tries to make her chirp for treats.

She also tries to eat her hard food with her paw like a human. She picks up it and puts it in her mouth. She also gets chicken and fish from my dinner table. ("Chickey") Roast beef slices make her INSANE (literally GROWLS AT ME when she has roast beef in her possession), so I avoid giving her it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.