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 Member 24 Level 51.86 Mar 2006 
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I have a criminal record.
One black mark was from my driving on a suspended license without my knowing it. (I seriously didn't know.) The officer was nice enough not to arrest me, it being 2am and having other people in the car with me. He just asked that someone with a valid license drive home with me and the like. The second, rather large black mark is for trespassing, malicious destruction of property over $2,500, and breaking and entering, which was later dropped. My two girlfriends and I ended up in the high school we graduated from. We had to pee, and since the only thing local was the high school and there were night classes being held, we went in and peed. Sure, we took maybe 20 minutes in the bathroom, remembering all the good times in that bathroom. But when we walked out, we noticed all the lights were off and the doors were CHAIN LOCKED shut. We went wandering around, innocently at first looking at everything at night. And then we found the teacher's lounge - where the SERIOUSLY kept WHIPPED CREAM AND EGGS in the fridge. We decided it was fate, and we went to town. Eventually, the night crew caught us. Long story short, we ended up in court paying $800 a piece for reparations. Thats still on my record from years ago. O WELL. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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