What about children?

I'm not a huge fan of kids, really. OTHER peoples' kids. But I am a kid magnet. I don't get it. I am OPENLY LIKE 'UGH GOD CHILDREN' but they come running and want to hug me and be my friend. REALLY WEIRD SHIT. Maybe its because I talk to them like humans and not puppies.

But yea, I want a shitload. I know, I know. I hate kids. But like I said - other peoples' kids. They always seem so HORRIFICALLY misbehaved. I plan to run a tight fucking ship.

I used to say I wanted 6 of the bastards. I think I'd prefer more like 3 or 4, now. I doubt my birth canal could hold up against 6 small humans.

Really, though. I take parenting so seriously that I doubt I'd ever be mentally ready for a kid. OR financially prepared. They say that once you pop a kid out, you feel this LOVE that is so intense, it can't be compared to any other love in the world.

Thats a little terrifying. And I would hate to see what I would do to my kids.

Short answer: Yea, I want 'em. But no where in the near future.

Jam it back in, in the dark.