HAY GUYS

I poked it and it made a sad sound · Mar 24, 2006, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by Minion

That's very PC, but you and I both know it's bullshit, considering that most of the dumb things guys do are FOR women.

Man. You nailed it on the head.

When you men stop getting duped by women, then you can bitch. Because as far as I can tell, women can totally manipulate you men with just a few bats of the eyelashes and inflation of the tit-region.

IDIOTS. ^_^

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I poked it and it made a sad sound · Mar 24, 2006, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

You guys are heartless bastards. Seriously. This is someone's child. I would probably die myself if anything like this happened to one of my kids, whether they had partied too hard or not.

It should teach parents to raise kids who are responsible anr hold themselves with some motherfucking dignity. Not getting as TRASHED AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE and getting DEAD somewhere in Aruba.

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As if you guys have never done it (not directed at you, Dopefish).

I have NEVER run off from a bar with two complete strangers and went on a party binge with them.

ANY CHILD should know better. Seriously.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I poked it and it made a sad sound · Mar 24, 2006, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Well good for you. I wish I could say that.

I sincerely hope that the stupid things we do as teenagers don't mark us as worthless people for the rest of our lives. If so, then I'm screwed.

Who said anything about being worthless?

I think its a more a matter of "Gee son. Thats unreasonable."

Stop taking it so personally, Alice.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I poked it and it made a sad sound · Mar 24, 2006, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

I can't help it. Ever since I first heard about this girl, I keep seeing my own daughter's face every time it comes up in the news. Kids do stupid shit. I would hope that my daughter would never do anything quite this stupid, but if she did and something like this happened, it would be no less sad.

Well, you better hope and pray your daughter knows better. I don't know her too well, but you're her mother. You would know if she'd walk away from a bar with two perfect strangers on some goddamned island off the coast of Venezuela.

I know kids do stupid shit - but there's stupid, and there's "asking for it." Even when I was 16, I knew better than to hitch-hike when it was pouring rain and had 6 miles to go.

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I just can't believe that anyone could be flippant about this child, who is almost certainly dead.

What do you WANT us to do, Alice? Weep for every stupid person who ever gets dead? I hate to sound insensitive here, but I mean, what would you LIKE us to do?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I poked it and it made a sad sound · Mar 24, 2006, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Wow. I've done some really, REALLY stupid things when I've been drunk. You guys just haven't had enough tequila - that's the problem.

What. I resent this presumption.

I know better than to get so shitfucked out of mind that I lose all ability to THINK PROPERLY. Especially if I was in another country, drinking with FOREIGNERS, and RUNNING OFF INTO THE DARK, BLACK NIGHT with them. Man. Hello.

Have you ever done that, Alice?

And yea, Minion is right. We can't cry over every single stupid kid. Like he said, no one really pays attention to the people *in our our country who are NOT that stupid* who get shot every day, or die because of something retardedly petty at no fault of their own.

If they're BLACK and POOR, I guess it doesn't MATTER!

I think you're taking it all very seriously because she looks like your daughter. It hits too close to home for you. I understand that, but be REASONABLE. ;_;

I was speaking idiomatically.