Getting Your Food Order Wrong

I rememeber my friend Sanders ordering "fresh smoked salmon" and getting a shredded salmon served to him...

Okay. I understand this place isn't called the "Kitchen" anymore, but anybody who likes fresh smoked salmon knows that shredded salmon is salmon that was mechanically separated by machines. Anybody who will say 'but what if the chef just prepared it that way?' is a moron, or has not physically seen the difference for their own eyes, and probably has never enjoyed a fresh smoked salmon.

Now that was half of what bothered me. The other half is the fact the waiter insisted it was fresh salmon, and was getting agitated over the fact Sanders rejected it. Sanders is a gruff individual to begin with, so he didn't back down. Instead, he ordered an angus burger, paid his tab, and dropped the burger on the floor. I laughed so hard. I usually would be against the waste of food, but considering how unprofessional the waiter was, it was justified.

edit: Sanders dropped the burger on the floor intentionally for anybody who didn't pick up on that.

Jam it back in, in the dark.