What is the oldest memory you can remember?

I remember being naked in a hospital bed. I saw my mother and father waving at me through a window in the door. The old man in the bed next to me was wearing a greenish/blue sheet, tubes shoved up his nose, and wires that ran from under his sheet to a machine. The machine next to him was beeping in a rhythm. I remember a nurse walking back and forth. A large black lady, about as tall as the window in the door that my parents were looking through. I was scared and wanted to be with my parents. I cried my eyes out, but they wouldn't come. They just kept smiling and waving. The machine stopped the rhythmic beat and instead, just started screaming a flat note. The large black lady ran out of the room. The man who was laying there, then turned his head to me. His eyes partially opened. I stopped crying. Something inside me told me to just observe the old man. A team of people flew through a set of doors; some with machines in their hands. The machine didn't stop the screaming flat note. I just observed. After that, my memory cuts out.

My mother told me I was in the hospital for a hernia operation when I was about 20 months old. That was what I could remember before surgery. I could go on with after surgery, but that wouldn't be my earliest memory.

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