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 Member 238 Level 16.01 Mar 2006 
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I had a great time with a telemarketer once. They woke me up from a drunken stooper, and I started throwing up half way through the sales pitch. I had a cordless phone, so I clutched the side of the toilet with one hand, and stayed on the line with the other. The best was the fact that the sales woman tried her hardest to stay on the line and sell me on insurance for my gas lines, but she eventually gave up.
*ring* *ring* "... You just called at the wrong time" "Hello! I'm [somebody] from Nicor Gas. How are you doing today?" "I'm really not holding up too good." "I'm sorry to hear that, but please consider this to brighten up your day." *mnph* "oh man I really can't" *mnph* "I can set you up with leak insurance for only-" *BBBLLLARGGG!!* "-Um sir? Are you okay?" "I need hel-" *BBLLLARGG!* That's the gist of it. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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