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 Member 238 Level 16.01 Mar 2006 
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When I was dating a southern belle, she expected me to do everything Alice has mentioned. When I was dating a flower girl, she kind of expected me to do everything first, and would follow through. Different regions around the world, or as close as neighbors, all share their own values. My German lady friends shake my hand better than most men, my French lady friends expect me to kiss their hand when I greet them, and my American lady friends expect me to hug them. My fella friends are either a firm grip handshake with a stare in to the eyes, or I grab the dude's hand, put it against my chest, and put my other arm around them (the opposite does the same), depending on how close you are to me.
The few unspoken rules that I follow are... Never fart in an enclosed area. Elevators and airplanes are a definitive no-no. If someone else cooks for you, do not insult the dish. You don't have to compliment it, you don't have to eat it, but never say "this food sucks". It's just awfully disrespectful. Two words. Cock block. Never do it, unless it's your sister or daughter you're looking out for. Jam it back in, in the dark.
"I can make a scalpel sing, but that is my gift. The gift is not in my hands, for you see, I can play the notes [on a piano], but I can't make music."
~ Major Charles Emerson Winchester III 4077 M*A*S*H |
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