Sep 22, 2006, 01:30 PM
Local time: Sep 22, 2006, 01:30 PM
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I have an allergy towards alcohol, so compared to my friends, I can drink 1/3 of what they consume and get drunk. Back in 99' when I was in college, I would drink a Long Island Ice Tea, and watch a movie at my local theater (The Rhythm Room was a bar built inside the movie theater, the Century 18). I would be incredibly fucked up, and make movies like Rollerball (the new version) and Undercover Brother easy to watch, and laugh at.
These days, when I go to the bar, I have either a 25oz. Fat Tire, or two hard drinks (usually a gin & tonic, or a vodka gimulet). About twice a year, I'll chug a pitcher of MGD or some other horse piss to get shitfaced.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
"I can make a scalpel sing, but that is my gift. The gift is not in my hands, for you see, I can play the notes [on a piano], but I can't make music."
~ Major Charles Emerson Winchester III
4077 M*A*S*H
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