HAY GUYS

SketchTheArtist · Local time: May 16, 2006, 02:39 PM

Hello there!

As it ever happen to you to stumble upon a movie or DVD cover and realize that somethings wrong with it but you just cant quite put youre finger on?

Well, welcome to the thread that will help you and youre loved ones, put a stake in those abominations!

Heres a few recent exemples!

50 Cents - Get Rich or Die Trying:

Now, except for the fact that 50 Cents plays in that movie, Ive been bugged the fuck out of EVERY single time I see that poster. Did you guys notice that the way his right elbow is located and his right hand is situated makes it so his forearm is way too long? Also, the photoshoped gun on his back is just sad.

Wesley Snipes - The Detonator (OOooooohhhhhh.)

Either it's someone else holding the gun in front of him or he's got one hell of a long Left arm!

Steven Seagal - Out of Reach

Why is she holding her gun sideways? Is she showing off that piece in her hand?

Please! Send some more so we can celebrate mediocrity together!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

SketchTheArtist · Local time: May 16, 2006, 06:21 PM

Wow, Belly of the Beast sucks! Look how he's holding his gun!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

SketchTheArtist · Local time: May 16, 2006, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by Kaleb.G

I recall it being against general audience guidelines for a poster to feature a gun pointing towards the viewer.

Really? Hmm.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

SketchTheArtist · Local time: May 16, 2006, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by evergreen

"The fate of thousands are in their hands," Sketch. He's gotta be able to reach! Also, do you remember when the fate of millions were in Wesley's hands? Pretty soon, it'll be "The fate of this Hot Pocket is in his hands! Watch out, he might get BUUUUUUUUURNED!"

Tsk tsk tsk. How the mighty have fallen.

But seriously, look at his shoulder, it's straight. He could reach it, but he would have to twist his shoulder to do it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

SketchTheArtist · Local time: May 17, 2006, 12:34 AM

Originally Posted by evergreen

You know, maybe it's someone else's hand reaching up from the explosion below.

"I'm not done with you yet, SNIIIIIIIIIIIPES!"

That could definitely work!

I was speaking idiomatically.

SketchTheArtist · Local time: May 17, 2006, 01:31 AM

Wow. That's bad. But that's Amateurish. We're looking for mainstream stuff.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

SketchTheArtist · Local time: May 17, 2006, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Tawnee Stoner

I mean what the fuck!

"Rob Schneider is Duba Dub Dub Duba Dub!" :biggrin:

Anyhoo, the upper part of his rib cage scares the hell outta me. Look how small that is!

How ya doing, buddy?