[Tournament] 06-07 NHL Discussion Thread

WE GOT LUONGO WOOOO! ALL YOU BITCHES ARE GOIN DOWN NOW!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The thing is, our team has been pretty good the last couple seasons and has been held back by horrid goaltending. Chicago, on the other hand, has been held back by horrific everything. In conclusion, WOO BITCHES GOIN DOWN.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Like Buffalo, hahaha. I don't envy their GM.

I'm really glad Chara went to an eastern team, 'cause I heard Minnesota was gunning for him and playing him eight times a season would've sucked with a capital suck.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Man, I hope he's a better GM than he was a goalie. Though, he did have some magic ability to make a game fun to watch even if we were getting stomped 6-1.

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lolol

I was speaking idiomatically.

Wow, you guys are ridiculous. They lost one game. If you'll recall Buffalo lost some games last season by like eight goals, and then went on to the conference finals.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I've been saying we need someone like Luongo for years, and now we FINALLY have him. Look out, everyone else.

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Enjoy the time off while you can get it man, players in the western conference especially get worn down due to the ridiculous travel involved. My team, for example, has ten of its first fourteen games on the road.

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Originally Posted by The Wise Vivi

Without Marc Crawford in the bench for Vancouver this year, I don't know how they are going to do.

I just hope they make the playoffs this year. Doing ok so far. Let's hope they maintain momentum this year right up until the playoffs. They have a tendency of getting lazy near the end...

Without the most overrated coach in NHL history behind our bench, we're gonna do a hell of a lot better than we have with him and his love affair with one of the worst goalies in the league in Dan Cloutier.

We actually have a system now, which we didn't appear to under Crawford. Players seem motivated, and are actually hustling, which they didn't under Crawford, either. We appeared to get lazy near the end because Crawford is garbage and couldn't keep the players motivated. LA could've had him and Cloutier both for free for all the good they were doing us.

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I was really surprised Luongo wore matching pads; most goalies are really picky about that kind of thing, and I know how weird I feel wearing pads that I'm not as used to. I wasn't surprised at all when he switched back after the first period.

We just lost that game because our defense wasn't that good (ie: Rory Fitzpatrick sucking a huge cock as always) and Luongo wasn't amazing like he usually is. But whatev, every goalie's allowed to have a bad (or in his case, normal) game.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

^ This man, he does not lie.

How ya doing, buddy?

Oh, guess who jumped up to top spot in the pool, bitches?

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I'll enjoy my goaltending that'll only get better while dinosaur Hasek and injury-prone Lehtonen are going through knee surgery. =(

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ohnoes, half a point. Good luck on finding some healthy replacements for your goalies when they go down. =(

Don't feel too bad about your first time being with a barge.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

That's the thing I never really liked about Crosby. He seemed to whine to the refs a lot and beak off to other players way more than he should be. Sure, hype, blah blah. You're still a rookie dude, keep your yap shut until you've paid your dues.

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Originally Posted by The Dopefish

How long are you planning to wait for the other shoe to drop in the fantasy hockey league, exactly? I don't think being 9 points behind early in the season is a big deal, but...

Originally Posted by RAZGRIZ-3

Don't feel too bad about your first time being with a barge.

I'm sorry, your quote seems to be functioning incorrectly. Is that what you meant to include?

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Originally Posted by Fire On Ice

Thank god they've split up Spezza and Heatly

Uh? Every goal that Heatley got a point on in that agame against Jersey, Spezza also had one.

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I hear LA's always in the market for garbage goaltending.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Fair enough. Flyers fans are usually huge d-bags.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Though they're both past their prime, I'd rather have a washed-up Vezina/Hart/Stanley Cup winner than a washed up nobody.

How ya doing, buddy?

The Jennings is much more a product of the team a goalie plays for than it is of the goalie himself.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah, that goal was awesome; Wojo just showed me the replay on Youtube 'cause I hadn't seen any highlights yet tonight. Some teams suck for a while and get decent players, but you guys were lucky enough to suck right when some of the best talent the league's seen in decades came of age. You're gonna be scary good in a season or two.

Also: lololol



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Capo linked it to me in IRC earlier, you can view it here. It was a beautiful stretch pass right through the middle, and Malkin mad an awesome move to get in close.

Edit: No, Wojo linked me in IRC! I think I just read Capo's post up there and his name got stuck in my head.

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Originally Posted by Brent

you can view it here

Originally Posted by Brent

you can view it here

Originally Posted by Brent

view it here

Oh, right.

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I just wish we'd get rid of that worthless bag of skin Fitzpatrick. Normally when you have a defensemen who's not only useless as far as preventing goals but a total liability, you'd at least expect them to have an offensive upside, like Gonchar or Jovanovski. Fitzpatrick is all the defensive sucking of Gonchar AND Jovanovski times a BILLION with NO GOALS. WHY IS HE NOT GONE YET?

Jam it back in, in the dark.