How do you tip?

Instead of quoting and responding to each of the points in Melo's little list, can we just agree that her friend is a whiny faggot and needs to get a different job?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

If your employer had an issue with people remaining to enjoy their meal after your normal business hours were over they would take steps to let people know about it. The fact that it is against your policy to even mention that you're closed suggests that your place of work has no problem with people finishing their meal leisurely.

Find another job.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That's total bullshit. Servers are paid at the very least minimum wage here, and there are still plenty of places you can go to get a meal for $15 if that's all you want to spend.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by RAZGRIZ-2

Where's "here" wingman? In the land of blue cocks and all points northward server's make $2 and change plus tips. It ain't a bad deal in the long run, but that damn fool in the Schwarze squadron doesn't know what he's talking about.

Canada. A server's entitled to minimum wage here, even if tips would put them far above it (which they generally do), and this doesn't result in someone having to drop $30 to go out for a burger.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Rychord

Well, I don't know about all the provinces (I know for sure it's not the case in New Brunswick)

Well, I guess I know for sure New Brunswick is a shitty province. Get with the times, east.

I was speaking idiomatically.