HAY GUYS

Little Brenty Brent Brent · Local time: Mar 31, 2008, 04:51 PM

Look, guys, there's no friend. She's talking about herself. Dump him already.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Little Brenty Brent Brent · Local time: Mar 31, 2008, 04:56 PM

That part was obviously nothing more than a clever ruse, which fooled you like a chump.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Little Brenty Brent Brent · Local time: Mar 31, 2008, 04:59 PM

But if it's a ruse, and it's actually her, it makes no sense. Because everyone who knows her tells her to lose the 100-odd pounds of retard weight by dumping him. I mean really, the question makes no sense if you're right.

Ah, but then I would ask you, sir, when have you ever known women to make sense?

Q.E.D.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Little Brenty Brent Brent · Local time: Mar 31, 2008, 05:47 PM

Yeah, agreed. Like I said in chat, that's why I feel like I can't talk to my buddy about his girlfriend, 'cause he'll just tell us all to fuck off and that'll make it even harder to help him later. =/

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?