Dental Problems

Don't worry about wisdom teeth; everyone else who's responded so far complaining about them is either actually a girl or a pussy.

I had all four yanked at once when I was fourteen or so, and like Fire on Ice's they hadn't broken through the gums yet. I don't like the feeling of being doped up so I opted to stay awake during the procedure and just get local anaesthetics and it really wasn't a big deal.

I'd say the only part that was a little weird was hearing the cracking noises as they broke the teeth to remove them piece by piece and realizing that those wet crunching sounds were coming out of my face.

They bleed for a bit afterwards, but just keep biting down on the gauze they give you. Mine stopped after a couple of hours and it didn't take too long to heal. Just don't drink through a straw or anything like that 'cause you can give yourself dry sockets, and I hear those hurt like a bitch.

Jam it back in, in the dark.