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Little Brenty Brent Brent

Bulk's not everything. You need constant effort, too.

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Level 46.36

Mar 2006

May 17, 2007, 01:59 AM Local time: May 16, 2007, 10:59 PM

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I don't really remember how old I was, but I wanted to put the star on the top of the tree at Christmas. Unfortunately, I was nowhere near tall enough to accomplish this feat on my own. Surveying the area, the closest instrument of climbing was a chair. A folding chair. Guess what happened when I stood on that? That's right, a trip straight back down, head-first, into the fireplace.

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