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My tips are generally completely dependent upon that refilling. If I order a refillable drink and it sits there empty for a while, no tip. NONE.

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Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Brent and Zio, I hate you both.

You'd only have cause to if you didn't keep my glass full. I don't think there's a problem with tipping someone based on the service they offer. If they don't give me any service, why should I give them money? Maybe they'll learn from it and try harder next time.

The part that makes me feel bad about that is that I know that a lot of the time the tips are split with the cooking staff, so I feel bad shorting them due to the inability of a server to do his or her job. But then I remember that empty glass, and I get over it.

Servers who think they deserve to get tipped for doing NOTHING is bullshit, and pisses me off. I don't get a tip at my job, and if they're not gonna go above and beyond then neither should they.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I had a girl waiting on me once who would have my glass refilled without me even noticing she walked by. I was amazed, and I tipped her HUGE.

If she managed to keep it full, so can everyone else, and if they can't, well, then they're not as good, and they don't deserve to be paid as if they are.

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